Bikini Baristas Battle Brewing

Will this brewing battle become another Global Caffeine Conflict?

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Bikini and Lingerie-clad Baristas at Cowgirls Espresso are serving eye opening Java to compete with the Hot Chick-a-Latte female servers who wear pasties or scarves to cover their breasts. The Bonney Lake City Council and some residents are upset with the Java Joe Peep show.

David Gifford, manager of the Washington Department of Health’s food safety program, said state rules only require the clothing worn by servers to be clean.
“As long as they’re washing their hands and keeping things clean, they’re following the law,” he said. “There’s nothing in there about regulating how much clothing they wear.”

Olga and her cousin?

During the Memorial Day Protest, there were more customers than complainers. Battle updates have died down in the epicenter of the “sexpresso” movement after the news of nearly bare-breasted baristas hit the rotary oscillator.

Bonney Lake Mayor Neil Johnson stated, “As far as I understand, they’ve been wearing bikini tops since everything hit the fan.”

Apparently, the threat of regulating steaming hot breasts covered with hand-shaped pasties, electrical tape or scarves has changed the provocative purveyors of steaming hot coffee.

Bill Wheeler, who owns the Grab ‘N’ Go Espresso Caffeine Chain, is willing to defend his bikini baristas. “If they said you can’t wear bikinis, that’s something we would take to the highest court in the state, or higher, if we had to,” Wheeler said.

Has the Coffee Coverup been resolved by the Bikini Baristas?

Is the Brewhaha over? Only Olga Undercover knows for sure…

War Zone Map:
Google Map of Hot-Chick-A-Latte Espresso

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Posted on July 9, 2008, in DD Humor, Food Porn, Humor, Sexual Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. Hi James,

    No Dare… more like throwing the line out to see if Senator Speedy will take the Bait! 😀

    A new campaign strategy could be the ticket to the White House… 😉

  2. Ha Haaa! Is That A Dare?

  3. Hi James,

    My Crystal Ball reveals a new surge of swing voters will support Senator Speedy Speedcat if you wear a Mankini on your date and your Mankini photos are posted everywhere using a White House Campaign Meme 😉

  4. If Thats What It Takes … Sure!

  5. Hi Speedy,

    Have you called Olga for her cousin’s number?

    Will you make out while wearing a Mankini? 😉

  6. I want to make out with Olga’s cousin ….. 🙂

  7. Duct tape & nipples should not be used in the same sentence! OUCH!

  8. Hi Olga TTB,

    Speaking of tacky and whacky, can Jim Carrey and Speedy wear a Mankini with Duct tape to cover their man nipples when serving coffee and pastries? 😀

  9. Dang it….I meant…..Coffee + pasties = tacky!!!

  10. Coffee + pastries = yummy.
    Coffee + paties = tacky.
    In the interest of good taste, those girls need to wear beautiful black lace bras!!!

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