Australian Fat Bomb Reports Burger Battle Victory
In the latest heavyweight bout of “burger” obesity, Australia became the world’s fattest nation after 26% of their adult population was classified as obese according to Australia’s Future ‘Fat Bomb’ report.
Cartoonist Credit: Jeff Paker, Florida Today 2006
If the report is true, than the estimated 25% of Americans who are obese can relax, loosen their belts, and play ketchup by eating Gateway Grizzlies, a Krispy Kreme doughnut Bacon Cheeseburger that packs 1,000 calories of oral pleasure.
And for the ladies, Paula Deen has created the “Lady’s Brunch Burger”
to keep obesity High
on your Thighs…
May the Gravitational Force of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts be with you…
With the new revolutionary fat delivery systems, Americans are prepared to win the Burger Battle of the Bulge and take the coveted fat gold medal in the Olympic Obesity Open.