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Al Gore’s Proof of Global Warming

How Alfred E. Gore discovered his proof of Global Warming…
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Alfred E. Gore, the MAD Dog of Summer

Alfred E. Gore is another Einstein where E=mC2 is the equation of Gore’s Energy which equals his mouth times the Speed of his Crap in a vacuum squared

AlGorisms:
“I honestly believe that the role I can most usefully play is to change the minds of the American people.” -Al Gore, “19th Hay Festival,” May 26, 2006

“We now have the capacity to literally change the relationship between the Earth and the sun.” -Al Gore, “19th Hay Festival,” May 26, 2006

“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” -Al Gore, CNN’s “Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer,” March 9, 1999

“Higher taxes on fossil fuels. . . is one of the logical first steps in changing our policies in a manner consistent with a more responsible approach to the environment.” -Al Gore, Earth in the Balance, 1993, p. 173

If only the ancients had found Humorus, the constellation of Leo and the Cat Star, Regulus, than Speedy Reguluscat could slay the Dog Star, Sirius Gore, and his Dog Days of Summer from Aug 3 to Sep 11 with the sickle of Speedy Leocat.

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