MacGyver Duct Tape Engineering

Would MacGyver use his Swiss Army Knife to cut his duct tape into “moist sticky wipes” using the sound scientific principles of applied rectal engineering???

When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape!Angus MacGyver, 1985

Speaking of Angus (Beef), if your Dairy-Air is still in a tight jam, use:

Speaking of Survival (S.O.S), here are the items found in a Redneck’s Flood Survival Kit:

Budweiser
Bud Ice
Keystone Ice
Red Dog
Piece of plywood to float your booze and old lady on…
Toilet Paper for getting his rear out of this wet jam!

Beijing Olympic Runner

Where have all the Pheppings gone?

Cartoonist Credit: Donald Soffritti, Bologna, Italy

Note: images above contain Links to more undercover comedy…

Quote of the day:

“A Drink a Day,
Keeps the Shrink Away!”

Phepping Words to live by?

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About Miss Moneypenny

Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on August 10, 2008, in Humor, Poop Scoop and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 15 Comments.

  1. Hi Agent Laketrees,

    A dark chocolate anti-pound cake served with strawberries could be the tasty zero-calorie treat to cheer us up 🙂

  2. HOWDY……Miss MP
    I’ll also send digitally modified dark chocolate to cheer you and Speedy up on this strange day…

  3. Hi Speedcat Hollydale,

    Thank you for adding much needed humor to this strange day.

    After this strange day, we may need a 0007 Moon Raker Space Craft to escape the Third Solar Rock, Duct tape Uranus, and exit the Solar System to find Scotty of the Starship Enterprise.

    You’re most welcome, my friend. Great friends help each other travel through life’s unexpected strange twists and turns.

  4. speedcathollydale

    Duct taping Uranus is imposible! …. unless you have a 0007 Moon Raker Space Craft.

    Strange day isn’t it.

    Thanks for your comment my friend. Speedy is your biggest fan.

  5. Hi Meleah,

    Hopefully, Duct Taping Uranus is our last resort 😉

  6. Hi Agent Laketrees,

    Thank you for your zero calorie slice of Birthday cake.

    Hopefully, you used digital powdered milk not Dairy-Air powdered milk??? 😉

  7. duct tape is good like that

  8. have sent birthday cake from the ParTAY ….
    made with powdered milk 😉

  9. Hi Olga TTB,

    Speedy cheeks who speaks,
    Not his cheeks for cow streaks! 😀

  10. Yeah, I was gonna ask Speedy….WHICH cheeks?!?

  11. Hi Speedcat Hollydale,

    Happy to hear your laughing cheeks hurt not your rump roast cheeks 😀

    The plight of the Phepping People has taken flight over the Beijing Bird’s Nest Stadium! 😉

  12. speedcathollydale

    HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I cannot like you any more than I do right now
    ….. ohhh Miss Moneypenny you slay me 🙂

    Just when I think you have outdone yourself, there come the pheppings running in!

    A 10, definately a ten. Whew, my cheeks hurt from laughing … at least not from that cow.

  13. Hi Agent Laketrees,

    You’ll be fine drinking regular white milk yet, drinking homogenized chocolate milk might turn you off? 😉

  14. well that cow pic has turned me right off cows milk ..Miss MP…

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