MacGyver Duct Tape Engineering
Would MacGyver use his Swiss Army Knife to cut his duct tape into “moist sticky wipes” using the sound scientific principles of applied rectal engineering???
When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape! – Angus MacGyver, 1985
Speaking of Survival (S.O.S), here are the items found in a Redneck’s Flood Survival Kit:
√ Bud Ice
√ Keystone Ice
√ Red Dog
√ Piece of plywood to float your booze and old lady on…
√ Toilet Paper for getting his rear out of this wet jam!
Cartoonist Credit: Donald Soffritti, Bologna, Italy
Note: images above contain Links to more undercover comedy…
Quote of the day:
“A Drink a Day,
Keeps the Shrink Away!”
Phepping Words to live by?