John Edwards, the Sex Star of his other America

Plays his wife’s Cancer Card in his rich faithful America to get some Strange Sex on the Sidelines in his poor unfaithful America…

Why did the Political Press protect the Poster Girl of the Democratic Party? And, when did trash tabloids become credible sources of news?

The Beauty Queen of the Democratic Party

Loading The Breck Girl of politics

Has Dear John blown his VP kiss too early?

Loading John blown his VP kiss

On the other hand in John’s other America, Dear John may have a VP shot when his penis flies (link could be NSFW?)

Will Edwards’ support taint Obama’s Never-Never Land of Change?

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on August 14, 2008, in Campaign Comedy, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Satire and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. Hi Meleah,

    John Edwards should be on the cover of the “Dictionary of National D-bags.” 😀

  2. John Edwards is a total douche bag.

  3. Hi Eric “Speedcat Hollydale,”

    Herring-soaked Havana Cigars from Lewd-insky’s Humidor have a short shelf life 😀

    The Obards were so happy together before the Hunter from the other America discovered the Presidential Portal to our America 😀

  4. Yes, the cigar was ruined.

    Beautiful work on the disturbing Obards Johnorock photo. They seem to be happy together 🙂

  5. Hi Agent Laketrees,

    I don’t know about other English speaking Democratic nations and their political sex scandals yet, American politicians seem to enjoy their invincibility of infidelity which leads to their comic denials and diversions.

    The sad part is their deceptions convince some Americans that their coverup and denials were only about their Act of Sexual Pleasure. Another diversion to avoid the real issue that they got caught covering up their infidelity.

    John Edwards used several diversions including dragging John McCain (the Republican Presidential Candidate) into his (Edwards) excuse for his extracurricular sexual activity.

    “John McCain talk about the mistakes that he’s made in his past with respect to his first marriage…I’m not the first person to do this,” said Edwards.

    Apparently, John Edwards believes two wrongs do make a right, which appears to be the logical fallacy of Edwards’ Democratic Party.

    There is enough political double speak to fuel comedy for years like former President Clinton’s infamous cigar sex in the Oval Orifice 😀

  6. I rather was some sort of scandal Miss MP…
    and after reading the poems I gather this will be one scandal that won’t be forgotten 😉

  7. Hi Rev,

    Nice catch on the Obama held in the arm illusion! 🙂

    Can you hear Obama singing,

    Havin’ my Presidential baby
    My need inside you
    I see it showin’
    Whoa, my seed of Change inside ya
    Baby, do you feel it growin’
    You’re so happy, we see you glowin’

    And John Edwards sings:
    I’m a woman in VP love
    And I love the Change you’re doin’ to me

  8. Good Lord that second picture is creepy…looks like Obama is being held like a child in the crook of the arm…

    In other news….

  9. Hi Agent Laketrees,

    American politics is not the theme of this post.

    My comedy is about the coverup of another sex scandal by a politician 😀

    “The Beauty Queen of the Democratic Party” was inspired by the John Edwards Feeling Pretty video that was added to You Tube in 2006.

    Ref Link:

  10. Hi Ruthie,

    😀 Well said… Is this your comical poem about John Edwards?

  11. I don’t know much about the politics over there Miss MP …but I love that frock he is wearing…nice.. 🙂

  12. John Edwards talked about Dad’s mill,
    While sleeping with a chick off the pill,
    He lied and fibbed to the MS press,
    And, awoke early to preen and dress.

    His wife, Elizabeth, knew the lie in 2006,
    But supported John in Iowa while sick,
    They stole Hillary’s honest votes daily,
    And laughed on cue, and hiding Rielle.

    Now John’s betrayal is common news,
    And Fred Baron has money to lose,
    Rielle, now nursing, has jetted away,
    Even ABC and CNN have joined the fray!

    John’s affair has hurt his poor kids,
    More than Clinton’s cigars ever did,
    A sordid tale that some call a crock,
    The only winner, a loser named Barack!

    Like dogs in heat, Edwards did pant,
    Defined forever, just like Hugh Grant,
    Tabloids paid to get the sleeze,
    Is it John’s baby, mister please?

    John and Elizabeth add to brood,
    Baby mama is no way a prude,
    Gone are the days of Tom Sawyer,
    Gettin’ love like a real trial lawyer.

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