President Bush’s Golf War Syndrome

In May, the Commander in Chief revealed his Support Of Solidarity (SOS) as he became a victim of Golf War Syndrome forcing him to stop playing golf after a truck bomb in Baghdad killed U.N. special representative Sergio Vieira de Mello on Aug 19, 2003.

Has Gulf War Syndrome spread to Golf?

I don’t want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the Commander-in-Chief playing golf. I feel I owe it to the families to be as — to be in solidarity as best as I can with them. And I think playing golf during a war just sends the wrong signal.

President Bush’s Politico interview, May 13, 2008

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Iraq Military Deaths in 2008: 19.7 per 100,000 soldiers on the ground

Compiled from iCasualties and U.S. Ground Forces

Washington, D.C. Firearm Fatalities in 2002: 31.2 per 100,000 people in the city

Source: Firearm Death Rates

If the stats are true, Bush’s Baghdad is safer than the U.S. capitol which means you are 58.5% more likely to be fatally shot in Washington than Iraq.

For $341.4 million every day, one city on foreign soil seems to be safer to live in…

Apparently, the American people got disconnected…

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Posted on August 22, 2008, in Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Satire and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. Hi Rev,

    😀 (I knew what you meant – in the Commander in Chief)

  2. Hi Eric “Woodsman O da Nort,”

    My 0007 secret phone was lost in the bush…er, lost in Dubya Bush 🙂

  3. Hi Meleah,

    His phone skills may explain why Bush is tongue tied all the time? 😉

  4. (Sigh)

    There’s really not much more I can say than that.

    Pure, unadulterated disappointment (in the Commander in Chief, not in you, of course).

  5. Calling Miss Moneypenny on the 0007 secret phone ….

  6. yanno, I often imagine GWB on the phone just like that last photo.

  7. Interesting Stats Moneypenny

  8. Hi Agent Laketrees,

    Is Mr. Squiggle, the Australian pencil puppet?

    I’m not sure Mr. Squiggle ever aired in America?
    Yet, a You Tube clip reveals he created art from squiggles.

    Do you believe Mr. Squiggle can help Dubya Bush with his Cue Cards? 😉

  9. hello Miss MP
    Bush needs Mr Squiggle over there to tell him which way is the right way up 😉

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