The Canadian X-Files

In 2005, Paul Helleyer, a former Canadian Defense Minister, claimed the truth is really out there after President Bush decided to a put a Base on the Moon to defend us from UFO attacks…

And, my comical investigative question for Paul is,

If the ETs have advanced technology capable of traveling thousands of light years across interstellar space(1) than ET technology should also be superior and be capable of destroying all man-made defense systems located anywhere in the solar system.

Considering ETs superior power, why don’t the ETs reveal themselves on global TV like this character from the Holla-deck of Hollydale???

The X-files: Canadian ET Speedcows grazing on the Hollydale Ranch

“Captain Apaullo Moonbucks, we’re picking up a ET facial distortion on Lunar TV!”

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(1) Consider the closest star system, Alpha Centauri, at 4.37 light years or 25.7 trillion miles away from earth, requires 162,564 years for a man-made voyage. At 80 years per generation, 2,032 generations are needed to make a one-way trip.

If Alpha Centaurians are visiting our planet within one of our generations than their space travel speed must be close to speed of light, 186,000 miles per second which is 37,200 times faster than our technology.

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on October 4, 2008, in Bizarre, Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 32 Comments.

  1. nice pic speedy

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Kayla,

      Captain Apaullo Moonbucks, aka Speedy Moocat, was the best comedy cow of Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Productions! :mrgreen:

  2. speedcathollydale

    I came to steal your UFO

  3. Hi Elron Wienkellskinnerd,

    Happy to hear you don’t have cow pasture patty pants! 😀

    @ weirder than my own: another alien mystery for Captain Apaullo Moonbucks and Agent MulDA to solve??? 😉

  4. This commenting line-up is weirder than my own

    Bravo Moneypenny!!!!!!!

  5. clicking Uranus … I watched for a minute, then realized the same thing. I was clickin and clickin – till every cow was gone. I have cow pattern pants!!!!!!!!

  6. Hi Julie,

    As far as I know, Speedy has been investigating Canadian Aliens for years! 😀

    Shhh… Top Secret Ops are conducted by posting a secret surprise any time, anywhere! 🙂

  7. Hi Olga, the Traveling Bra,

    HaHaHa! Hilarious… The cow’s Uranus needs to be clicked before the Speedcow is abducted 😀

    Agent Scully is proud of your investigative skills! 😀

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