Paulson’s Secret Fiscal Plan, Change you can Believe In

Paulson’s Secret Cash Cow Brainstorm

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With a little help money from my Speedcow friends…

Image Source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production

This political cartoon was inspired by the following political satire:

In light of the current Global Financial Meltdown, Henry Paulson needs our help money…

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. This transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully Minister of Treasury
Henry Paulson

Source: This parody of someone’s e-Mail Spam satire was quoted from the Nigerian E-mail scam? Nope. It’s the Paulson bailout. Seriously, The Los Angeles Times

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Posted on October 6, 2008, in Campaign Comedy, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 16 Comments.

  1. Hi Meleah,

    Looks like Dr. Shoal loves to Hind-Lick different body parts before he does cosmetic surgery! 😀

  2. Hind-Lick Maneuver…….LOL That is classic!!!

  3. Hi Debo,

    Yes, it is and unfortunately, I don’t have confidence in the solution to the financial mess created by the Democratic Congress.

  4. It’s all really quite frightening isn’t it!

  5. Hi Elron Wienkellskinnerd,

    Thanks for the heads up, Doc!

    Looks like I need a new score card every time you switch teams! 😉

  6. I am not the nurse …. But I know Olga is

  7. Hi Eric “Speedcat Hollydale” aka James Bondcat 007 aka Elron Wienkellskinnerd aka Nurse Amanda Hugankiss aka Doctor Shoal,

    Which crazy cash cow are you referring to ~ the crazy cash cow on the left or Paulson’s taxing cash cow on the right?

    Chocking down under refers to a body part not the land of Oz! 😀

    Hopefully, the Children are in bed, Fred! 😉

  8. The green man is scasring the children!!!! … also smells like the mint

  9. Who is that crazy cash cow????

  10. Choking down under???? Are we going to Arthioises’ house?? Ohh Joy!

    Charge it to my magical flying cash cow.

    Who is Doctor Shoal????

  11. Hi Meleah,

    Nurse Amanda Hugankiss has been called and is on her way over to perform the Heimlich Maneuver.

    Nurse Amanda doesn’t recommend using Doctor Shoal because the good Doctor is only trained in the Hind-Lick Maneuver which only helps if you’re choking down under! 😉

  12. Yes!! Please call the nurse and Doctor Shoal!!! I’m chocking!!

  13. Hi Bobby,

    Miss Funnypenny at your Revellian Secret Service 😆

    Never Fear,
    Lobo LandShark is near!

    Lobo LandShark will help you flee mafia loan sharks if you don’t mind the chill of Canadian Comfort! 😀

  14. I just borrowed $5000.00 from a mafia loan shark and will proudly give it to Paulson even though I will be fitted with concrete shoes and dropped in the Atlantic ocean to be eaten by blood hungry sharks – I am patriotic. Great post Miss Funnypenny 😆

  15. Hi Meleah,

    OMG… Do we need to call Nurse Amanda Hugankiss? 😉

    With coffee in my mouth, I become a aerosol spray to release my laughing reaction! 😀

  16. I am laughing SO HARD that I am chocking on my coffee.

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