Al Franken-berry, the Hollydale Court Jester
Al Franken, a former sharp-tongued liberal pundit, has created a one man political circus in the heated Minnesota race to the Senate. The Democratic-Farmer-Labor candidate was defeated by 215 votes which triggered an automatic recount.
After two months of recounting the ballots, Franken-berry withdrew his 633 challenges to the ballots on Dec 3rd. In another strange political spin, the number of challenges exceeded the margin between Franken and Norm Coleman, the Republican candidate. On Dec 3rd, 2008, Minnesota’s secretary of state announced Coleman’s lead increased to 316 votes after 98 percent of the vote had been recounted.
This Franken-berry political circus sounds like the 2000 Presidential race… no matter how long the recount takes and how the ballots are counted, the Republican candidate will win.
Former Presidential candidate, Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale was unavailable for comment on the new Franken-berry clown in his Hollydale court…
In other breaking comical political news, Republican Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen thought she was being Punked when Obama called to congratulate her on her re-election this past Wednesday. After a one minute conversation, Ros-Lehtinen hung up on President-elect Barack Obama after telling Barack she wasn’t falling for his radio station hoax, saying “‘Oh, no, I won’t be punked.”
Tis the season of rare Political comedy…
Reference News Source: ‘Oh, No, I Won’t Be Punked’: Congresswoman Hangs Up On Obama
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Al Franken-berry, the Hollydale Court Jester is Political Satire by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin
Posted on December 5, 2008, in Campaign Comedy, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire and tagged Al Franken, Democratic-Farmer-Labor candidate, Frankenberry, Hollydale Court Jester, Indecision 2008, Minnesota, Political Humor, Political Phun, Political Satire, Wordpress Political Blogs. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.