Senate Hearings on the North Pole Bailout Proceedings

Santa Claus needs Government Assistance, too…

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Can you help me Bailout Santa Speedy Speedcat with a Tax Claus?

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Image Source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production modifying a photobucket image

Why Compete?
When you can ask for a Taxpayer Treat,
For Working Capitalism that is so Sweet….

New Big 3 Give Money (GM) Auto Ad…

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Image Source: Bob Rayner posting at the Forums

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Posted on December 25, 2008, in Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. Hi Debbie! I love that “Big three” ad–what a freaking riot! Wow…I feel so tired and I’ve been off work with out of town family–kids trying to infiltrate my computer, so I missed blogging the past few days. But Merry happy Christmas holiday extravaganza and all that…hahahah! I want a bailout. I demand a bailout and I want my check now! Gimme gimme gimme my name is Jimmy and I take all you gimme :mrgreen:

    • Hi Bobby!

      We experienced the same happy tired (versus worked tired) family gathering in our warm cave which is buried in the snow of another Winter Ice Age! 🙂

      You need a Barack Bailout, too? Have you talked to Bobby Chung? Perhaps, Bobby Chung’s bikini dancing with Michelle will convince Obama to give Jimmy the check he deserves! 😉

      Merry Christmas, Happy Holiday Extravaganza and Healthy Wealthy New Year to you! 🙂

  2. Going 2 Canada 2 Day. At Least Ill B Away From Klobuchar!

    • Hi Speedcat!

      Hopefully, you will not need to wear your magnetically sheilded Foil Helmet since Amy Antimatter’s antiprotons cannot penetrate the sub-zero freezing Canadian Arctic Air! 🙂

  3. ps … the Pheppings had left over chicken, then disappeared into the wilderness. One of them said, “UMMM nog nog enga emmot emmot kikin ummmmmm unga nong goo”

    • Hi Eric Speedcat Hollydale,

      Yes, Santa Claws stole your 0007 Soybeans and baby farts technology! 😀

      Since Walmart has opened their North Pole Toy Shop in China for our Christmas convenience, poor Santa needs to claw for his $24 billion some where else! 🙂

      The mystery woman is me (Miss Moneypenny deep undercover) after Olga TTB resurrected and enhanced my sagging boobs with the help of Nurse Hugankiss! :mrgreen:

      I hope the Ronco personal grooming kit removed those manly butt hairs around your red thong butt floss region before you go Polar Bear dipping in the icy waters, Santa Speedy! 😉

      Barfaloni compacts shouldn’t be any car maker’s bright idea for Americans who are taller and bigger than the small room in their uncomfortable compacts.

      Papa and Nana did have fun giving to our happy grandchildren and we gained a few extra pounds hamming it up! Since Papa and Nana are in the early stages of Denny Crane’s Mad Cow, we captured our memories on a flash card inside our digital camera! 🙂

      1001 hugs Speedy!!!! 🙂

      @ your 2nd comment: You are one debonair handsome Santa, Speedy! 🙂

      @ your 3rd comment: Happy to hear the jolly old Phepping elf received the gift of chicken! 😀

  4. FINE work on the MP Photoshop Production. I had to go back and look again!


  5. Soybeans and baby farts?? ….. he is USING MY OWN 0007 TECHNOLOGY!!!!!

    That Santa (first one) is an imposter. North pole only sends out 3.77 toys to each child, and 82% of them are from Walmart anyway …..

    The Speedy Speedcat Santa photo is oddly HOT! Who is the mystery woman? “One of the Bond girls – no?
    Looks like Santa Cat got the new moustachio grooming kit from Ronco. Very fetching … WOOF WOOT arf arf arf.

    I was in a new Ford compact a few weeks back. What a peice of crappoli, rigatoni, barfaloni. I would rather own my 12 year old 4 door! At least it has dependability and room for a human.

    Hope your holiday was full of happy children and goodie chow Miss Moneypenny. Mine was a recession proofed diamond in the Christmas journals rolodex of my Cat like brain. For that, I am very thankful, even without a personal bailout.

    1000 hugs MP!!!!!!!!!! 🙂

  6. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays and “All That Jazz” to you and your family!!!

    • Hi Meleah!

      Happy Hanukkah, Happy Holidays, Buon Natale, Joyeux Noël, Feliz Navidad, and Merry Christmas to you and your family! 🙂

  7. Hi Olga!

    You’d bail out Santa not our friend, Santa Speedcat? Remember, every tax dollar we give to Santa Speedcat helps the jolly old Hollydale Phepping Elf! 😀

    Did Santa Speedy sprout upside down Hairy Antlers from his goiter? 😉

    Merry Christmas! 🙂

  8. If I had 25 million dollars….I’d bail out Santa in a heartbeat!
    But Speedy Santa Cat’s another story….I dont’ think he wants any help….altho’ it looks like his goiter has sprouted antlers!

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