Bush and Cheney have Plenty Of Time

Don’t call Dubya Bush and Dick lame ducks…

Source: Clever Comedy Video created by The Monkey Box

George Dubya Bush’s Final Executive Orders

Video Source: SantaBush.com
Note: Santa Bush’s political video satire is their comical point about Dubya Bush’s Xmas presents known politically as Executive Orders, that the alleged Lame Duck President will sign before his Bush leaves office. Executive Orders are regulations that do NOT require congressional approval.

My favorite Bushisms…

Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.

— Dubya Bush speaking about frivolous medical lawsuits at a rally in Poplar Bluff, Missouri on Sept. 6, 2004

The only way we can win is to leave before the job is done.

— Dubya Bush speaking about his Iraq War in Greeley, Colo. on Nov. 4, 2006

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

— Dubya Bush at the signing ceremony for a defense spending bill on Aug. 5, 2004

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

— Dubya Bush explaining his energy policies at an event in Saginaw, Michigan on September 29, 2000

This thaw — took a while to thaw, it’s going to take a while to unthaw.

— Dubya Bush explaining the liquidity in the markets, Alexandria, La. on Oct. 20, 2008

I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.

— Dubya Bush during a CNN interview in Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008

So I analyzed that and decided I didn’t want to be the president during a depression greater than the Great Depression, or the beginning of a depression greater than the Great Depression.

— Dubya Bush address to the American Enterprise Institute in Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2008

There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.

— Dubya Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Dubya Bush trying(?) to recite, “Fool me once, shame on you; Fool me twice, shame on me”


Cartoonist Credit: Clay Bennett, Chattanooga Times Free Press 05/13/08 @ Clay Bennett – Editorial Cartoonist

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Posted on January 10, 2009, in Campaign Comedy, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Presidential Phun and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. Hi Bobby,

    With quick and easy access to facts and knowledge, it is unbelievable that voters continue to vote for Pinocchio Politicians and their Money Masters. Bush was their last puppet and Obama is their new puppet.

    Unless something changes in four years, a slight majority of voters will most likely vote for a new Republican scapegoat to continue the spin cycle.

    In the meantime, I wonder how many new Obamisms will be created by the new Comedian in Chief, President Heinz of his 57 States? :mrgreen:

  2. I find it unbelievable that people actually think the president is in charge of our country–or has anything to do with the “real world”. The president simply takes credit for all good things (even if he had nothing to do with it) and takes all blame. Bush is the recipient of everything bad–humanities ultimate scapegoat.

    This country is owned by foreign banks and they are in charge . . . period. I feel so much better now that I stopped watching the news altogether and only care about meaningless things like gorging myself on food and sleeping (exclusively) with married women whose husbands pay no attention to–that’s where Bobby comes in hahahahaha :mrgreen:

  3. Hi Doc Shoal,

    Comment Subscriptions are new to Free WordPress.com! At least, the Free WordPress.com programmers have finally delivered on their promise on a comment feature that should have been implemented years ago!

    Politicians Flapping their jaws is the only exercise they do well! 🙂

    In my lifetime, Ronald Reagan was the only Politician to speak honestly about government:

    “Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.”

    “Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”

    “The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.”

    “The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would steal them away.”

    The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

    “Man is not free unless government is limited.”

    Does anyone believe that Obama will be a honest President when he takes office on January 20th?

  4. I sure like the subscribe to this post feature. I am crazy, or was this here before???

    @ politicians saying anything to get elected, “So True”

    Seems they really do get into office by flapping their jaw, because what they say is ALWAYS different than their record shows. It is like they are telling us they will be completely different once in the White House. Has that EVER happened??

    I overheard Barbara saying that all the furniture is leaving with them 🙂

  5. Hi Meleah,

    Will Obama’s song of Change be any different than Dubya Bush’s song of Change in 2000?

    Politicians will say anything to get elected… I hope President Obama Heinz of his 57 States will inspire some great comedy… 🙂

  6. I am so ready for a change. Im done with GeeDubbs.

  7. Hi Doctor Shoal!

    I wonder if Dubya Bush repeated his famous funny quote(1), I know how hard it is for you “to put food on your family,” to Obama? :mrgreen:

    Comedian in Chief, Dubya Bush: “Mom, did Daddy teach me how to speak out my Bum?”

    Mini Me Bush has Tourette’s Syndrome Like his Father:
    “For seven and a half years I’ve worked alongside President Reagan. We’ve had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We’ve had some sex…uh…setbacks.” – George H.W. Bush Sr., in 1988

    and his son, Dubya Bush:
    “It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.” -George W. Bush, reflecting about growing up in Midland, Texas in 1994

    (1) During the New Hampshire primary, Governor Bush tried to highlight the economic hardship of single working mothers by asking his supporters to envision themselves as a single mother “working hard to put food on your family.” – Dubya Bush speaking at a Breakfast Meeting with the Nashua Chamber of Commerce on Jan 27, 2000

    Dubya’s quote was soon changed to, “I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.” to make his Bushism easier to digest! 🙂

  8. Dubya: ” Mommie, will we be having any more guests tomorrow? …. that Obams fellow sure was hungry …. and who were the grey haired guys?

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