President Barack Hussein Obama’s First Priority

Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little…


Cartoonist Credit: Randy Bish, Pittsburgh Tribune Review 11/06/08

One Nation Divided and United Under God


Cartoonist Credit: Eric Allie, CNS News 11/05/08

No doubt, America will be divided again in four years after President Obama follows in the footsteps of his cousin, Dubya Bush…
Since Obama said he would bring Change to America, will President Obama continue to Flip Flop and change his mind?

Politically Correct Bob Hope…

Geoff Montgomery: It’s worse than horrible because a Zombie has no will of its own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?” -Bob Hope in The Ghost Breakers, June 21, 1940

For more hilarious Politically Correct humor about President Obama Heinz of his 57 States, please click on Laurie Kendrick’s post, “Welcome, President Obama”

Wordless Chicken Tuesday (Part II)…

On Jan 8th, 2008, CNN featured Barack Obama’s 83-year-old grandmother, Sarah Onyango Obama feeding her chickens at the Obama ranch in Nyangoma-Kogelo, Kenya. Mama Sarah told CNN they do not own a TV, yet she closely followed her Grandson’s War for the White House…

The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! A Change of Mind she could believe in!
-Barack Obama on Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Note: Part I of Wordless Chicken Tuesday was posted on Sunday… to read Part I, please click My Cellmate Thinks I’m Sexy and Chicken Hauler Tuesday

To read more about this weeks Chicken Comedy, please visit the Master of Chicken Ceremonies, Speedy Speedcat Hollydale’s post, “Wordless Chicken Tuesday … the Longest Bird Beeks in the West & my Title is TOOOO long!”

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President Barack Hussein Obama’s First Priority is Political Satire by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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Posted on January 20, 2009, in Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Presidential Phun, Wordless Chicken Tuesday and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. Hi Meleah,

    Eric’s Spin on American Politics is something I can believe in! 🙂

  2. I am with Bobby. The 2nd comic killed me!

  3. Hi Bobby!

    And, I thought Google’s Pork Rations was a big pain in my Uranus!

    Google’s Link tool must be the most inaccurate ~

    link: returns 7 Backlinks

    link: returns “about” 186 Backlinks

    It is a good thing we have friends online before Google sucks us all into their digital Black Hole! :mrgreen:

  4. Hi Debbie! That SEO tool is unbelievably inaccurate. I have 39,000 backlinks and it says I have 875 hahaha…totally off. I still have a PR2 while it should be PR5…wahhhh…tears falling as I crumple to the floor like a baby.

    Wait…that’s right…I have friends!!! All better now I is 🙂

  5. Hi Bobby!

    Do you mean… with the Technorati Toilet, Ur-ine? 😉

    I agree with you… “the best stat” is friendship to share our humor and posts with and you are one of my best friends online! 🙂

    P.S. For other Bloggers who may tune in, Technorati may have been a vital SEO stat many moons ago. Unfortunately, Technorati has too many Black Holes in Google’s digital universe. For example, Technorati’s Pork Rations (Authority) is not that much better than Goggle’s Pork Rations (Page Rank), since post backlinks are removed from your Technorati authority every six months.

    If you need more proof of Technorati’s unreliability, test your blogs Backlink numbers.

    The results for Miss Monenypenny CPU:

    According to Webmasters tool (SEO) : Domain Backlinks Checker, my Blog has 895 backlinks


    Technorati Reactions (Backlinks) records only 278 blog reactions.

    617 Backlinks have disappeared into Technorati Black Holes…

    Since Blogs do NOT bring home the Bacon to Google who receives $2 billion Bacon Bits in profit every year, their Pork Rations record only 78 backlinks in Google.

    The moral of my Pork Rations story: Bobby is right!!! Blogging is for friends online! 🙂

  6. Oh pee-pee on technorati. Friendship is still the best “stat” to have and it’s great to have friends here 🙂

  7. Hi Eric "Speedcat Hollydale"

    So true, I believe truth in humor is the best medicine! 🙂

    If the Obama Ostrich (supporter) truly believes what he said then he will be rudely awaken when he pulls his head out of Obama’s economic quicksand!

    @ Technorati: Don’t we all know Technorati is a Black Hole near Uranus? 😉

    On that Pork Ration note, thanks for the Linkie, Mr Winkie! :mrgreen:

  8. Hi Laurie,

    You’re most welcome! 🙂

    Your hilarious post about Obama made my day! 😀

    I have added your Blog to my News feed reader! 🙂

    Miss Moneypenny

  9. Double down double good chicken Tuesday!

    LOVE the Eric Allie cartoon. Funny with truth is the best kind of funny.
    Speaking with a Obama suporter today, and this is a Quote …. “The economy will be better because he will take all the rich peoples money”
    Simple economics and math truth – you could take ALL of their money and it would still not pay for all the promises made. Period
    Fact two … I can link the world, and my Technorati will still stink, but at least it is not taxed. – yet

    Headed back to the BIG BOARD O KIKIN LINKIE WINKI !!!!

  10. Thanks for linking to me, Miss M. Appreciate it.

    I like your blog, too. First time visit, but certainly won’t be the last time.

    Laurie Kendrick

  11. Hi Bobby!

    Eric Allie definitely nailed a great comical priceless picture of American Politics! 😀

  12. That 2nd comic is priceless! So funny how 1% difference makes something 101% different–definitely an inventive writer that Eric Allie 🙂

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