Bionic Breast-powered Bra

A Kinetic Bra has been designed by Dr. Eric Shoals to capture the kinetic energy of Bouncing Boobs…

Dr. Eric Shoals really racked his brain to determine that Boob Bounce momentum increases as the breast mass increases, a fact that every nursing mother or 36F (fake) busted woman already knows.

Although the video is for comical advertising, Oregon State University adjunct professor LaJean Lawson has been researching breast motion for 24 years. Her measurements reveal a low-support D-cup Bra can bounce 35 inches up and 35 inches down during exercise. That is a lot of bounce to the ounce which could power a iPod during your exercise workout.

Georgia Tech Professor Zhong L. Wang believes a sports bra can be made of a elastic material layered with a special nano-wire fabric which will allow increased motion and produce about 80 milliwatts of power to operate a cell phone.

What’s next? A hands free Cell Phone Bra…

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Since last year, Professor Wang has been developing a Piezoelectric Zinc Oxide Nanowire fabric using nano-wires that are about 1/1,000th the width of a human hair. The nano-wires capture the energy from motion by rubbing up against one another and converting the mechanical energy into a electrical charge.

The Bra patterns call for about a meter of nano-wire fabric which produces about 80 milliwatts of power. The fabric can also be layered to double or triple the amount of electrical energy. Perhaps, Dr. Eric Shoals and Professor Wang can develop the technology to harness the untapped power of the friction created by Dick the Plumber? biggrin_25525

Note: Victoria’s Circuit written by Adrienne So also provided some of the technical information for my comical B.R.A. (Breast Research Action) post for Titillating Tuesday.

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Posted on January 27, 2009, in Humor, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Bra Tuesday and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. Nice to read this, Thank for your sharing. Very helpfull for me 🙂

  2. Hi Sheriff Bobby Bacon,

    Yes, Human Breast milk is good for you! Better than formula for babies and cow milk for children! All my children were breast fed and my grandson, Bobby is breastfeeding! 🙂

    Outlaw Bras…Do I smell Bacon in the air? 😉

    Some believe that there is little evidence that women supported their breasts before 1913. Apparently, a strip of cloth was tied under the breasts to reveal them in ancient times.

    According to “Dr. Susan Love’s Breast Book,” Doctor Susan M. Love claims there is no medical reason for wearing a bra.
    Perhaps, Bras were only created to entice men like you? 😉

  3. All this talk of breasts makes me want a glass of milk. Bras are so 1990s and should be outlawed 😯

  4. Hi Eric “Speedcat Hollydale”

    Do I dare ask which organ you used for creating friction with the nano tube? 😀

    Will Dr. Wang study Dick Plumberskins’ small pipe or big pipe? 😉

  5. Hi Nurse Amanda Hugankiss,

    Firm and Perky are a very talented pair! 🙂

    The Doctor does seem to always have bacon, Nutrajoint, and Olga on his mind! :mrgreen:

  6. I am going back to study the bossom motion frequencies again. Doctor Wang can tackle Dick Plumberskins.

  7. … yes, racked my brain on the perpetual motion bra!

    I also have been using nano tube fiction, but have added the Shoal magnetic flux reciprocally counter mass technologies. Soon, one “jiggle” coul last for 6 months, and power an entire city. Talk about headlights that shine!

    I like your new Feegittii tracking beakon. I knew Nurse Amanda was here befotre she did 😉

  8. I love that little video…such talented boobies!

    And I can attest to the fact the Doctah Shoal has really racked his brain too!

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