Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale is Working Hard for U.S. II

After a exhausting search for Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale in the Tin Foil hills of Hollydale, my undercover team discovered the following note and photo in one of the Caves…

Speedy Foilcat has Thor’s power to shield you from Liberal Democrats like Al Frankenberries

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Image Source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production

We interrupt this post for a important news flash from Fox:
Perhaps, The Love Doctor uses Tin Foil when Fisting on Fox?

We also need to be affectionate and you can see that with Barack and Michelle as well.
They do a lot of touching, kissing, even, fisting with one another.
-Dr. Terri Orbuch aka “The Love Doctor,” Fox News in Detroit

While the Love Doctor is on the far side of surrealistic love making, I continued my quest to find Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale in order to complete my undercover interview. I caught up with the Senator as he exited his Tin Foil Spaceship from the future. Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale graciously answered the most important questions on the mind of every American hoping for change…

Miss Moneypenny: Considering Barack re-appointed many people who worked for the Billary Clinton Administration, what do you think of President Barack Obama’s vision of Change for America?

Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Change means that the people who helped (bribed) Barack will now be changing positions on the political bed of lovemaking. Make sure you do not rent this movie! I vote for Shallow Hal. Anyway, it’s just a good thing that the Freddy Mac geniuses have a voice now. I hear they will be giving out guaranteed mortgages to goats and chickens … which in turn will save the economy. To be honest, my favorite change is the dime and quarter.

Miss Moneypenny: In other words, how is Obama’s Change back to the past, moving America forward to a new Hope for the future?

Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Well, now there will be White House SMS messages and Blackberry hi-jinks to speed up the bureaucracy. The New White House blog is also great for memes and award posts. Talk about a PR boost! Gosh Moneypenny, this interview is a dream come true. Do you like my new beard trim? I ripped out all the grey whiskers.

Miss Moneypenny: Yes, I do, Senator… you are a very distinguished looking Senator who is being primed for the Oral Orifice in fours years… Moneypenny, overwhelmed by blind media love for the Tin Foiled Senator, regains her objective reporting drive to ask the next question, As a highly esteemed Senator with years of economic expertise, can you influence President Obama to Bailout the taxpayers?

Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Ohhh sure, but only the ones that don’t pay taxes. The way it stands, if you work 5 hours per week, the government will not tax you, and then send you another check for being lazy. They call it earned income credit. Now, you can work 3 hours per week and be much better off than the hard working public. I love when Presidents are so nice! I love irony and foil too. Where am I ??

Miss Moneypenny: Don’t worry, Senator… Tin Foil shielding will protect our secret moon base location. Everyone who uses Glad Heavy Duty Foil has urgently requested me to ask you if Tin Foil will stop the endless B.S. of Change and Hope?

Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Well, me and a few other Senators are thinking about creating a giant foil ball to block the doorway at the congressional  lobbyist turn-style. There are quite a few billionaires with windmill blue prints dropping off sacks of cash. I also heard there is a grand buffet tonight at Amy Klobuchar’s place!! She has been getting double bribe “change” until that guy that humps stuffed animals on Saturday Night Live arrives to the Senate floor (I think his name is Frankenberries). Good thing his Minnesotan liberal pals were there to count only the “good” votes.

Thank you, Senator… this interview has been a global revelation about the Par-tay Politics in Washington. In closing, thanks to Glad Heavy Duty Foil, Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale missed the Obamas Balls.

This is episode two of my interview with Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale. To read episode one, please click HERE.

Miss Moneypenny would also like to extend her heartfelt thanks to Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale for writing his answers as a co-author of this post.

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Posted on January 29, 2009, in Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Presidential Phun and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. Well Doctor,

    We’ve have seen some very strange signs in the first week of the Obama Administration from the Obamas Balls to their alleged fisting. Perhaps, Nurse Amanda Huggankiss can provide a clean shaven balls service to all Politicians using Frankenberries as her first guinea pig? :mrgreen:

  2. Hi Doc Shoals,

    I hope Nurse Amanda Huggankiss hasn’t scheduled U for Blue Balls Surgery to find the cause of Testiculoscrotal Pain! 😉

  3. Why is the nurse always chasing me with a shaver???

  4. Hi Nurse Amanda Huggankiss,

    Do you think clean shaven balls need a Bailout, too? 😉

  5. I’m still pondering clean shaven balls…..
    ?!?!??

  6. Hi Bobby,

    With Barack’s advances in medicine, it is No wonder the Obama health care plan is “free!” 🙂

    A govern what uniform? Did U and Dr. Love do some Tin Foil Fisting? 😉

    Can you please talk to my boss? My boss keeps telling me that Obama needs disillusioned people like Speedy and me to work 40 hours overtime to pay for the free welfare checks! 😯

  7. It’s that easy? Bwahahahahahaha. You are a riot Speedy.

    Have a terrific day. 🙂

  8. You two are quite disillusioned. Everyone knows free welfare checks are good. One day I hope to be issued a governmental uniform and have the entire Obama family inspect my fissures with a goose neck lamp, tweezers and a smile. I love my government and free money. I already quit my job in anticipation 😈

  9. Hi Eric “Speedcat Hollydale”

    Oh my… you’re fisting your way through the clouds of liberal storms?

    The Love Doctor needs to fly back from Uranus in your Tin Foil spaceship and learn about real romance on earth! :mrgreen:

    By the Thunder of Thor, are U afraid of Lightning Strikes while wearing a Tin Foil helmet? 😉

  10. Now this was fun .. and might I add, the itemized deductions of foil and promise were circumsized by fisting my way through the clouds of liberal storms.

    Did she REALLY say that … HA HAAAAAAA !! Maybe she sees spooning and fisting as romance. Good cats! (shakes head in confusion)

    To the foil man Hollydale photo-creation – “this will go down in Moneypenny history as one of my favorites”. I even scare myself a little with the FoilCat prowess. (oye vay)

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