Super Bowl XLIII Phuny Poultry Predictions

With only one day before Super Sunday, my Undercover Prophecy System is Super Simple: the first team to chase Speedy Chickencat across the Goal line will win…

Super Bowl XLIII

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With this Poultry Prognostication Procedure, you bet on the team who will win without worrying about the point spread or the final score of the game.

This system is a slight improvement over the Hollydale Hen Peck Picker system used by Carnac Speedcat Hollyton to pick the Patriots to win Super Bowl XLII last year using the services of the…

Poultry Picker, Beanie the chicken

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Hopefully, Carnac the Magnificent Hollyton didn’t lose his shirt, underwear, and Blue socks when he picked the Patriots over the Giants, 37 to 17. The Final Score was Giants 17, Patriots 14.

After Eli invalidated Speedy’s soothsaying prophecy, Speedy overhauled his Prediction Powers by creating the Superbowl Veri-check Accuquote Prediction system to rate the cheerleaders which is the real reason why men watch Football.

Based on Speedy’s Cheerleading Formula, the Arizona Cardinals will burn the Pittsburgh Steelers 27 to 3 yet, there are 43 reasons why the Head Chicken Cheerleading Coach could be wrong…

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For next week’s early edition of Wordless Chicken Tuesday, here is the Head Chicken Cheerleading Coach of Football Betting…

chickenleader

Image Source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production

Thankfully, Big Bird kept his chicken breasts covered for Miss Moneypenny and hopefully, Kurt Warner will not see this bird of betting before Super Bowl 43. biggrin_25525

For a smooth clean shave of the famous Hollydale Chickencat Cheerleading Coach, Miss Moneypenny hired the beaver grooming services of Nurse Amanda Huggankiss.

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Posted on January 31, 2009, in Chicken Comedy, Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor, Strange Science, Wordless Chicken Tuesday and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. Hi Speedcat Hollydale!

    Do U ever sleep? 😉
    It is amazing how cheerleading beauty can quickly change due to your betting formula in the final score! :mrgreen:

    Underdogs in richie rich sports? Seems to me, both teams receive a healthy paycheck whether they win or lose!

    Outside football, the Betting Establishment decided who the underdogs were in the game. Inside football, both teams were fairly equal until one team made the huge mistakes like Kurt’s bizarre interception which allowed James Harrison to score a 100 yard Touchdown.

    Will I see the Bird of Betting AT the Super Bowl? ((wink)) 😉

  2. Great take on the cheerleader point system! … I, like Bobby, wanted the underdog to win. In football, and in life.

    I was there AT the Superbowl you know ((wink))

  3. I wanted Arizona to win (I always cheer for teams who’ve never won a superbowl) but they freaking LOST!!!! Oh well, I’ll try not to cry. Where I live, the Saints are the team, but as you know…they never go anywhere. It’s heartbreaking to have your favorite team suck every year hahahaha! 🙂

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Bobby Frogger (wink) Blogger!

      I wonder if Kurt looked at the Bird of Betting before the end of the game? 😉

      On a brighter note, Speedy’s Cheerleaders dropped to 7.666 and the Steeler Cheerleaders improved to 9.0 per the betting rules of Speedy’s Superbowl Veri-check Accuquote Prediction system. 😀

      Do you have any comfort knowing Peyton and Eli Manning won the Super Bowl for their Dad, Elisha Archibald “Archie” Manning III?

  4. Going to have a dinner OUT, then back $$$$$$ 4 the BIG game in which I will earn money like a billion adsence’s

    See you at the after party 😉

  5. Yes … what Miss Moneypenny said! :mrgreen:

  6. Hi Doc Shoal and Speedcat Hollydale,

    You have a blogging bet on your Chicken Cheerleader Coaching Prediction?

    Did you receive some Blogging Bucks from a secret Government handout Bailout? 😀

    Yes, we can play chicken football online as long as no one chokes the chicken online! 😉

  7. Yes … what the Doc Said!!!!!!!!

  8. I remain Steadslimfast and true to my prediction. I even have a blogging bet going on to satiate the viewing and betting public hairs.

    About the chicken game …. can we play on-line against ech other?? HA HAAAAA !!!!

    Seems the green team is best 😉

  9. In 2 Get A Laugh From The Street! B Back 2 Night 4 The Rest O The Story

  10. Hi Ram Venkatararam,

    Do you read the entrails of a sacred chicken looking for the sign of victory? 😉

  11. Ram Venkatararam

    Thank you. I am pleased to finally see some logic being applied to wagering. I agree with the use of chicken though, personally, prefer to read their entrails as a sign of what’s to come.

    Thanks for the post

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