Stormy Daniels has the best Stimulus Package?
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If Stormy does decide to bounce into the Senate race,
one wonders if Senator Vitter will face a stiff erection election race?
Can a Porn Star’s Stimulus Package pump up a flaccid economy?
or
Hard times need Boobs to stimulate the Limp Economy…
Exposing the News behind my satire:
New Orleanian Zack Hudson has launched a ‘Draft Stormy’ web-site to entice Porn-star, Stormy Daniels to run against Senator David Vitter, a conservative Louisiana Republican who was implicated in the investigation of “D.C. Madam” Deborah Jeane Palfrey last year.
Stormy is considering to Storm against the Senator David Vitter…
“Politics can’t be any dirtier a job then the one I’m in.” – Stormy Daniels, Feb 9, 2009 CNN interview
“You are going to need someone better than a porn star, or a lap dancer, or a sex work to nail David Vitter on this,” – Clancy DuBos
CNN’s Sean Callebs reports…
Source: Porn star considers politics.
WGNO ABC 26 covers …
Source: DraftStormy campaign.
Disclaimer: my humorous post for Titillating Tuesday was authorized by me… this post was not authorized by Stormy Daniels or Wicked Pictures.
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Stormy Daniels has the best Stimulus Package? is Political Satire by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin
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Posted on February 10, 2009, in Political Humor, Political Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged Bouncing Boobs, D.C. Madam, Deborah Jeane Palfrey, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Porn Politics, Porn Star, Senator David Vitte, Stimulus Package, Stormy Daniels, Titillating Tuesday. Bookmark the permalink. 17 Comments.
Miss Moneypenny CPU 
Hi Alan and Brian,
Thank you for your comments supporting Stormy. Currently, “Draft Stormy for the U.S. Senate” is political satire to raise awareness of Senator David Vitter’s record.
Louisiana residents can sign a petition to Draft Stormy Daniels by clicking the “Join The Storm” banner at the bottom of my political satire post.
The senate would be more dignified with Stormy’s presence as senator.
The people’ voice would be better heard !!!
Stormy is wonderful candidate for the sanet.
Stormy would do a great job for the people !!!
Miss Moneypenny,
Yes, you are right !!
Hi Tyrin,
I see Stormy has your full support! 🙂
Louisiana found the perfect match for the job !!!
Stormy is great for the job !!!
Hi Nurse Hugankiss,
For a clucking good time? 😉
Oh wow!…I think I’m gonna go get back up on my rooster now. Anyone wanna join me?
Hi Speedcat Hollydale,
Like my Oral Exam Poem?
Doctor Shoal has his TT ready!
I like poetry ….
Touche` !! … HA HAAAAA !!!! 🙂
Hi Speedcat Hollydale,
Your Flaccid Economy question inspired me to write the following punch line
or
Hard times need Boobs to stimulate the Limp Economy for the post! 🙂
@ fill in the blank: Are we playing Jeopardy or do U fear the censor at MI6 Headquarters? 🙂
After the Rooster Rough Rider, U can use pubes in your poem
Great big boobs
in you tubes
gettin some ice cubes
shavin off some _______
Ahhhh OOOOOOOOgahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mammery Monopolizing Mammy ….. Mammy . Flaccid???
I thought that had only one “C” all shriveled up in the Ce Senior. Two fer Tuesday 😉