Barbie Doll turns 50 years old

Plastic seems to age better than silicone…

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Will their Silicone figure bounce back to compete with the plastic beauty of Barbie?

Since the debut of Barbie Doll at the American International Toy Fair in New York on March 9, 1959, the leggy amply breasted slim-waisted blond plastic fashion icon has been setting new social standards.

pamspaulding2 Many critics believe that Barbie’s unrealistic plastic proportions pose problems for young girls who may have struggled with their body image and self-esteem issues.

Although the trendy toy may have inspired young girls, her unattainable measurements have been a topic of a bizarre controversy for years.

For fun, plastic Barbie can be compared to “real” life Barbies by projecting her 6-inch bust, 3.75-inch waist, 5-inch hips, and her 11.5 to 12-inch height to the “real” life dimensions of two “Spalding” Barbies:

Pamela Anderson was 36-22-34 @ 5′ 7″ (1) Age: 41 years old

Plastic Barbie would be 34-21-28 ( 5.583 x 6 – 3.75 -5)

Ironically, Bottle-Blonde Pam Anderson’s natural bust was 34-inches.

Dolly Parton was 40-20-36 @5′ 2″ (2) Age: 63 years old

Plastic Barbie would be 31-19-26 ( 5.1667 x 6 – 3.75 -5)

Seems like both plastic Barbie and the rubber Barbie’s have achieved similar unattainable measurements if the huge difference of the bust measurement due to silicone breast implants wasn’t a factor. For the plastic Barbie doll to be more life-like, her plastic hips should be 5.3125 inches yet, Barbie’s critics need to remember she is a girl’s play doll.

For a list of 50 “Real” Life Barbies, please click this link: Happy birthday, Barbie! 50 real-life Barbie dolls

To keep up with American trends, Barbie will now teach girls how to date younger men as….

Cougar Barbie

For Music Monday, Barbie Girl by Aqua, 1997
Miss Moneypenny is undercover sipping her first Barbietini in the first House of Barbie in downtown Shanghai, China…

To complete Barbie’s 50th Birthday party, we need to throw a chicken on the Barbie…


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(1) Miss February 1990 Playboy Playmate Centerfold Data Sheet

(2) Apparently, Dolly’s boobs have bounced all over the tabloids… 40DD-20-36 (definitive self-described figure in 1994), 48DD-25-38 (self-described in March 1993),42-19-34 (by her designer in 1990), 44-26-38 (in Italy’s “Novella 2000” in 1985), salesperson at Frederick’s Of Hollywood in 1985 confided she purchases black push-up bras in size 36DD, 42-26- 39 (reported in “Parade” Feb. 8, 1981), “The Book Of People” in 1981 reported 39- 25-39, 44-28 1/2-38 1/2 (reported in 1980), 46E-27-39 (at her heaviest 150#+ in late 1970s), 38-26-36 (according to the “Nashville Banner” in 1972), (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine) Source: IMDB Bio

Image sources:
Barbie, Think Pink Live Green
Pamela Anderson, Heat Herette
Dolly Parton
Chicken Barbie

Note: The x-ray image of Spalding Pam has been posted everywhere on the internet for years and the original Photoshopper remains a mystery.

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Posted on March 9, 2009, in Chicken Comedy, Humor, Music Monday, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Chicken Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 25 Comments.

  1. More than a mouthful is a waste! At least that’s what grandpa told me when I was four (I think he spit tobacco juice on my bee stings around that time too) :mrgreen:

  2. OooooOOOooh I see – up top! Where it belongs! 🙂

  3. Sorry, but Chicken on the Barbie’s breasts are kinda disappointing…..HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

  4. I have got to do something lunatic next week. I need more time to play with my chickens!!

  5. Oh my I love the chicken for you have for Speedy!! and the video of Barbie going bad is fantastic too!!

    What a post…you are the tops!!:-)

    • Hi Shinade,

      Chicken Barbie and Cougar Barbie are hot and on the Poultry Prowl for Speedy’s Rooster! :mrgreen:

      Hopefully, Speedy Rubber Chickencat can bounce back after a night on the town with Chicken Barbie and Cougar Barbie? 😉

  6. I have you down for one chickenTuesday, fries, and a diet Pepsi

    • Hi Meleah,

      The Perfect time to sip a Barbie-tini… pink X Rated fusion vodka, raspberry vodka, and a little cranberry juice! 🙂

      Shanghai Barbie also served Bikinitinis, Glamourpolitans, Malibu Barbies, and the Pink-me-ups during the party on the on the sixth floor of the six-story, hot-pink Shanghai shrine to the plastic fashion icon.

  7. I love the chicken barbie! 🙂 my fave so far! lol! 🙂

  8. I cannot decide if I love Cougar Barbie or Chicken Barbie more … some well spiced breasts on the chicken model !!!!!!! Ohhhhh savory 😉

  9. LOL thanks for making me laugh today. The ad parody was wicked!

  10. The above pingback link is a great example of someone copying some text in my post so they can be paid by advertising on their site, a misleading practice which was never authorized by me.

    The Digital Desperado has violated my Attribution-NonCommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.

    Furthermore, the Digital Desperado has copied my post without giving me or my blog credit in violation of my Attribution-NonCommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 License.

    Hazel Woods does NOT write for me.

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