Speedcat Hollydale’s Magic Wand for Golfers

With Speedy‘s Magic Wand for Golfers, you can discreetly urinate in front of everyone using a ball towel to conceal your Carbon Club and crotch…

Buy Speedcat Hollydale’s Magic Wand and check out your Club today…

Wet Ball Cleaning Pocket and The Golf Club Urinal

Loading URO Club
Photo Source: Worst Xmas gifts
After drinking a few Coors on the Brewmaster’s Golf Course, golfers can pee at the FOREteenth tee using the ‘7- Iron’ Uro Club.

Drop your Balls into the Wet Pocket and rub them clean before handling your Carbon Club under the Privacy Towel.

The only club guaranteed to keep you out of the bushes.

Will Speedycat Hollydale invent the Crap Caddy next???

“Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green and then wind up in the hole.” – Anonymous

In other odd news, tomorrow is Happy Pi Day, 3.14
Today is the day Pi People try to square a round pie…

pisquare
Pi R Squared
On March 11, 2009, the U.S. House of Representatives approved a resolution designating March 14, 2009 as National Pi Day.

For a unusual Pi treat, Dave Bacon has written about the miracle number, 3.14159 and the miracle food, Bacon used in his recipe for Spicy Brittle Bacon Chocolate Pie.

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Posted on March 13, 2009, in Bizarre, Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 8 Comments.

  1. I am not that shy … so in Hollydale I go ala carte` el naturello!

  2. haz new phone that seems 2 only comment on WP … Wearing siphon

  3. poddi poddi poddi …. Tinkle tinkle wink
    e …. Now i dont have 2 pinch it!

  4. Now for those that don’t like their club swinging in the breeze it could be quite handy..:)

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Robert,

      Speedy’s Magic Wand can also be useful to go (night) clubbing in…handy for turning beer into wine. 😉

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