Reciprocating Saw Sex Toy Story

On March 8, 2009, a Maryland woman was seriously injured by a homemade Texas Chainsaw Vibrator. After sliding a sex toy over the saw blade of a Reciprocating Saw, a man power tooled his lover. Naturally, the saw ripped through the plastic sex toy and severely wounded his lover. The 27-year-old victim was flown to Prince George’s hospital.

According to Dick Tracy, a local Dicktective, she never Saw this coming…

Local Detectives investigated her bleeding Beaver and came to the cutting conclusion that the shear sexual act was consensual and no crime was committed.

PSA: Reciprocating Saw Sex Toys endangers beavers everywhere…

Miss Moneypenny Cares…
For Safe Power Tool Sex, please click HERE (NSFW?) .
Put the ‘Ohhh’ back in Orgasm by using the only Power Tool endorsed by Bond 0007.

Note: This story seems to be the perfect April Fools Joke yet, according to the Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park news this cutting contact was a true consenting sexual experiment.

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Posted on April 1, 2009, in Bizarre, Humor, Strange Science, Wordless Beaver Wednesday and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. I am having a hard time coming up with an appropriate comment that does bend the laws of my internet protocal …. usually I am sharp but, seem to be not quite plugged in.
    Is this for the handyman with a broken wenis ???

    HE HEE 😉

    As the British say … bloody good fun.

    ie ie ieeee ie ieeeee ha ha haaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!1

    • Hi Doc Shoal,

      As long as U don’t plug in something sharp around the beavers, your stiff laws of internet protocol may be the power tool she should have used!

      @ “Is this for the handyman with a broken wenis” : Or, maybe he is a Phepping without a Penis? :mrgreen:

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