Reciprocating Saw Sex Toy Story
According to Dick Tracy, a local Dicktective, she never Saw this coming…
Local Detectives investigated her bleeding Beaver and came to the cutting conclusion that the shear sexual act was consensual and no crime was committed.
PSA: Reciprocating Saw Sex Toys endangers beavers everywhere…
Miss Moneypenny Cares…
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Note: This story seems to be the perfect April Fools Joke yet, according to the Bloody Tragedy in Lexington Park news this cutting contact was a true consenting sexual experiment.
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Posted on April 1, 2009, in Bizarre, Humor, Strange Science, Wordless Beaver Wednesday and tagged Beavers, Bizarre Sex Toys, Humor, Power Tools, Reciprocating Saws, Sex Toys, Strange Science, Wordless Beaver Wednesday. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.