Gay Elephant Rubs Polish Politician the Wrong Way

Ninio, the ‘Gay’ Elephant has rubbed Michal Grzes, a conservative Polish Politician from the city of Poznan, Poland, the wrong way. Michal believes the young gay pachyderm prefers male companions and he is angry with the Polish Zoo who bought the ‘gay’ animal to procreate a new herd…

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Elephants form a heart shape with their trunks while the sun sets in the background at an elephant camp in the former Thai kingdom of Ayutthaya,
44 miles north of Bangkok on February 12, 2006.

“We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys (£7.6 million or $11.3 million U.S. dollars) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there… We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?” – Michal Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party

Poland’s Poznan Zoo Director is defending Ninio by claiming that the 10 year-old pachyderm is too young to decide his sexual orientation since elephants do not reach sexual maturity until they are 14.

Jaroslaw and Lech Kaczynski, identical twin brothers and members of the Law and Justice Party (aka the ‘Outlaw and Injustice Party’) have been outspoken about their homophobic views. Lech Kaczynski, the current president of Poland, tried to ban gay rights parades in Poland.

Did these politicians watch Ninio search for Polish Sausages with his Trunk? Due to content, Viewer discretion is advised…

The Pink Passion of a Pachyderm Proctologist

Did you have to look at the new Polish Pachyderm Packaging Plant?

According to Wikipedia, male pachyderms will engage in same-sex bonding and mounting yet, this may not be the reason for the actions of the friendly Pachyderm Proctologist. According to the Wikipedia Bible, young elephants eat the feces of their mother to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found on the savanna and in the jungle. Their sterile intestines do not contain these bacteria. The moral of the video story is that appearances can be deceiving… what may appear to be gay in the animal kingdom is most likely a natural instinct needed to survive.

Related News Source: Polish politician fumes over “gay” elephant in zoo, Apr 10, 2009

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Posted on April 23, 2009, in Bizarre, Humor, Political Satire, Satire and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

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    This video freaked me out. Hope he had a good lunch and some great bacteria. One thing I know, he will never forget it.

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