Gay Elephant Rubs Polish Politician the Wrong Way
“We didn’t pay 37 million zlotys (£7.6 million or $11.3 million U.S. dollars) for the largest elephant house in Europe to have a gay elephant live there… We were supposed to have a herd, but as Ninio prefers male friends over females how will he produce offspring?” – Michal Grzes, who is from the right-wing opposition Law and Justice party
Poland’s Poznan Zoo Director is defending Ninio by claiming that the 10 year-old pachyderm is too young to decide his sexual orientation since elephants do not reach sexual maturity until they are 14.
Jaroslaw and Lech Kaczynski, identical twin brothers and members of the Law and Justice Party (aka the ‘Outlaw and Injustice Party’) have been outspoken about their homophobic views. Lech Kaczynski, the current president of Poland, tried to ban gay rights parades in Poland.
Did these politicians watch Ninio search for Polish Sausages with his Trunk? Due to content, Viewer discretion is advised…
The Pink Passion of a Pachyderm Proctologist
Did you have to look at the new Polish Pachyderm Packaging Plant?
According to Wikipedia, male pachyderms will engage in same-sex bonding and mounting yet, this may not be the reason for the actions of the friendly Pachyderm Proctologist. According to the Wikipedia Bible, young elephants eat the feces of their mother to obtain the bacteria required to properly digest vegetation found on the savanna and in the jungle. Their sterile intestines do not contain these bacteria. The moral of the video story is that appearances can be deceiving… what may appear to be gay in the animal kingdom is most likely a natural instinct needed to survive.
Related News Source: Polish politician fumes over “gay” elephant in zoo, Apr 10, 2009
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Posted on April 23, 2009, in Bizarre, Humor, Political Satire, Satire and tagged 'Gay' Polish Elephant, Bizarre, Fairy Elephant, gay elephant, Law and Justice party, Lech Kaczynski, Michal Grzes, Ninio, Ninio the gay Polish elephant, Pachyderm Proctologist, Polish Politician, Polish Sausages, Political Satire, Poznan Zoo, Same Sex Satire, Satire. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.