Hump Day Humor: Trojan Stimulus Package
With Trojan condoms, you can stimulate your package for a Change you can believe in.
For sustainable economic enhancement, take Stimulis…
For a Pork Package you can believe in…
Cartoonist Credit: Steve Benson, Creators Syndicate 02/06/09
Speaking of Pork, Nancy Pelosi Pledged “No Pork in the Stimulus Bill”…
According to the Citizens Against Government Waste, the Obama administration and the Democratic Congress have set a new record high for pork-barrel spending.
- 2008: 11,610 earmarks totaling $17.2 billion (Bush)
- 2009: 10,160 earmarks totaling $19.6 billion (Obama)
which includes Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s $30 million porkulus package to save the salt marsh harvest mice as part of her wetlands conservation. “It certainly doesn’t sound like it will create or save American jobs” – Michael Steel, spokesman for House Minority Leader John A. Boehner, Ohio Republican.
Source: Office of Management and Budget
“I refuse to leave our children with a debt that they cannot repay, and that means taking responsibility right now, in this administration, for getting our spending under control.” – President Barack Obama, Feb 23, 2009
Who voted for Nancy Pelosi?
Nancy claimed that if we don’t pass the Obamalosi $1 trillion pork barrel recovery package then 500 million Americans will lose their jobs.
According to the current U.S. census estimate, the total U.S. population is 306 million.
According to the current U.S. Dept. of Labor estimate, the total U.S. Civilian labor force is 154.6 million ~ 144 million are employed and 10.6 million are unemployed.
Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics
Apparently, Nancy is too busy rickrolling on Catnip…
to spend any time learning about the nation she helps to govern.
Cartoonist Credit: Glenn McCoy, Universal Press Syndicate 01/30/09
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Hump Day Humor: Trojan Stimulus Package is Political Satire by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin
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Posted on April 29, 2009, in Humor, Hump Day Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Presidential Phun and tagged Hump Day Humor, Nancy Pelosi, Obama's Stimulus Package, Obamalosi's Stimulus Package, Political Humor, Political Satire, President Barack Hussein Obama, Trojan Stimulus Package. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.