Hump Day Humor: Trojan Stimulus Package

We should ride out these hard times together using the Trojan Stimulus Package…

With Trojan condoms, you can stimulate your package for a Change you can believe in.

For sustainable economic enhancement, take Stimulis…

For a Pork Package you can believe in…

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Cartoonist Credit: Steve Benson, Creators Syndicate 02/06/09

Speaking of Pork, Nancy Pelosi Pledged “No Pork in the Stimulus Bill”…

According to the Citizens Against Government Waste, the Obama administration and the Democratic Congress have set a new record high for pork-barrel spending.

  • 2008: 11,610 earmarks totaling $17.2 billion (Bush)
  • 2009: 10,160 earmarks totaling $19.6 billion (Obama)

which includes Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s $30 million porkulus package to save the salt marsh harvest mice as part of her wetlands conservation. “It certainly doesn’t sound like it will create or save American jobs” – Michael Steel, spokesman for House Minority Leader John A. Boehner, Ohio Republican.

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Source: Office of Management and Budget
“I refuse to leave our children with a debt that they cannot repay, and that means taking responsibility right now, in this administration, for getting our spending under control.” – President Barack Obama, Feb 23, 2009

Who voted for Nancy Pelosi?

Nancy claimed that if we don’t pass the Obamalosi $1 trillion pork barrel recovery package then 500 million Americans will lose their jobs.

According to the current U.S. census estimate, the total U.S. population is 306 million.

According to the current U.S. Dept. of Labor estimate, the total U.S. Civilian labor force is 154.6 million ~ 144 million are employed and 10.6 million are unemployed.

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Source: Bureau of Labor Statistics

Apparently, Nancy is too busy rickrolling on Catnip…

to spend any time learning about the nation she helps to govern.

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Cartoonist Credit: Glenn McCoy, Universal Press Syndicate 01/30/09

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Posted on April 29, 2009, in Humor, Hump Day Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Presidential Phun and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.

  1. I am completely convinced that Nancy Pelosi is actually the president and Obama is her little metrosexual puppet.

    A rapist/murderer/pedophile was released from prison and moved in next door to me. Instead of getting upset or hating him, I did the “Obama thing” and bowed to him, shook his hand, invited him over to dinner and got him a job babysitting children 😯

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Bobby!

      That’s funny…there is also a “rumor”(1) that Obama is the puppet of the new Billary Clinton Administration. If true than the Bush family and Clinton family may achieve 24 years of Presidential power.

      Which was the worse lube job…Obama bowing before Saudi King Abdullah bin Abdul-Aziz al-Saud for oil or Bush kissing Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah bin Abdul Aziz for oil?

      (1) The loyalty of Obama’s Cabinet

      2 Cabinet members are Neutral and Robert Gates’ loyalty is unknown,
      6 or 7 Cabinet members are loyal to Billary Clinton, and
      6 Cabinet members are loyal to Obama per the following list:

      Commerce Secretary: Gary Locke (was linked to Clinton’s foreign contributions scandal)
      Labor Secretary: Hilda Solis (Clinton)
      U.S. attorney general: Eric Holder (Clinton)
      Treasury Secretary: Timothy Geithner (both Clinton and Obama)
      Secretary of State: Hillary Clinton (Clinton)
      Department of Homeland Security: Janet Napolitano (Obama)
      Department of Education: Arne Duncan (Obama)
      Energy Department: Steven Chu (Neutral?)
      Agriculture Department: Tom Vilsack (Clinton)
      Department of Veterans Affairs: General Eric Shinseki (Obama)
      Interior Department: Ken Salazar (Neutral?)
      Department of Housing and Urban Development: Shaun Donovan (Obama? also worked for Clinton)
      Transportation Department: Ray LaHood (Obama)
      Defense Secretary: Robert Gates (Bush)
      Source: Obama’s White House, Clinton’s Team

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