On July 22, 2009, Jon Stewart, America’s most trusted newscaster(1
), explored the Born Identity of Barack Obama…
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Oh my God, Barack Obama’s running the old Kenyan Prince birth announcement scam. Here’s how it goes: you want to destroy America from the inside but you can’t because you’re a ‘fureigner.’ So first, you gotta find yourself a good ol’ American to reproduce for you. Then, you have that child on foreign soil, while simultaneously placing the birth announcement of that child in one of our “fringe” state’s local newspapers, your Hawaii(s), your Alaska(s), your Pennsylvania(s). Alright, then, kidding. And then, hold on, you wait. Until this baby is a middle-aged man. Now the trap is set. You just sit back and let that child go out and win the election for President of the United States. Now here’s where the scam gets tricky; they can’t just win the popular vote. He or she must have a strategy to win the electoral college vote; that’s what trips up most drifters. But, if you pull it off, you and your puppet child can sit back and destroy the fabric of the country you both hate so much. It’s almost too easy.
—Classic Jon Stewart, Jul 22, 2009
(1) According to a online poll conducted by Time Magazine, Jon Stewart is America’s most trusted newscaster after Walter Cronkite’s spirit escaped the gravity of the Third Rock around the Sun.
How did Jon Stewart, a comedian and a fake journalist, become America’s most trusted newscaster?
We’re completely fake… You guys have sources, we have no sources, like you check facts – we would never think to do that…
—Jon Stewart discusses cable news and other media with Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes on Oct 24, 2004
Jon was sharing his (and/or his writer’s) comical insight about the ‘Birther Conspiracy’ debate that began before Obama became the first black Teleprompter President.
Since The Daily Show is fake news for fun, some of the heated comments over Jon’s comedy are bizarre. To read the comments, click HERE.
According to FactCheck.org, a nonpartisan, nonprofit “consumer advocate” for voters, Barack Obama is a natural-born citizen, Born in the U.S.A.
Jon’s satire was making a point about the Media Frenzy over another non-issue since FactCheck.org resolved Obama’s alleged birthing crisis last year.
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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times