The Golfing Boobs of Hazard

Hmmm… looks like I need a 5 iron to avoid the Birdie hazard hiding in the bush…

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My pendulous 36EE boobs changed my golf swing causing my Blindshot to hit the sweet spot of Woody’s Woodpecker.

Woody: Ouch…

Ines: Sorry for landing a third ball on your third rail… Olga’s Bra can’t support my 4-pound boobs.

Woody: Oh my Blue Balls… where is Papa Smurf when you need him?

Ines: Blue Balls in the Sack,
Will never bounce Back,
Using a ObamaCare Ice Pack…

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Will the ObamaCare Ice Pack cure Obama’s Fishy Disinformation?

Hey Woody, do you still have…

Hungry Eyes (from Dirty Dancing) by Eric Carmen, 1987

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Lyrics

I’ve been meaning to tell you
I’ve got this feelin that won’t subside
I look at you and I fantasize
You’re mine tonight
Now I’ve got you in my sights

CHORUS:
With these hungry eyes
One look at you and I can’t disguise
I’ve got hungry eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

I want to hold you so hear me out
I want to show you what love’s all about
Darlin tonight
Now I’ve got you in my sights

CHORUS

Now I’ve got you in my sights
With these hungry eyes
Now did I take you by surprise
I need you to see
This love was meant to be

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on August 11, 2009, in DD Humor, Humor, Music Monday, Political Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 10 Comments.

  1. OMG! I almost didnt see that “birdie” hiding!

  2. speedcathollydale

    Con estos ojos hambrientos que Uno mira usted y yo no puedo disfrazar he conseguido ojos hambrientos yo me
    siento la magia entre usted y yo

    areeeeeeeebahhhhhhhhhhh

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Speedy Golfcat,

      Vous devez croire que nous sommes de magie,
      Nothin ‘peut se tenir dans notre Chemin,
      Avec votre Bird of Prey,
      Ne laissez pas votre objectif Stray jamais! 🙂

  3. speedcathollydale

    La combinación del golf y enormes senos hace Ines la chica de carrito suprema. ¿Necesita un cuarto? ¡Que tal dos más!

    En Hollydale y en Alemania nosotros golpeamos pelotas de golf en su sostén en busca de un hoyo en uno. ¡Ríase risa de risa… pajaritos están por todas partes en las calles!!! YHA HOOOO

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Speedy Golfcat,

      Zweifellos hat Ihr Vöglein das Loch in Einem folgendem unten die Mitte ihres Fahrwassers gefunden! :mrgreen:

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