Al Gore, Obama’s Favorite Martian

Did Al Gore invent Global Warming on Venus and Mars? (1)

The pseudo-science of EnvironMentalist Al Gore

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Al Gore, the CO2 Whore

EnvironMental Messiah Al Gore became rich peddling his Global Warming Hoax and carbon tax proposals to reduce carbon dioxide emissions.

FACT: CO2 is NOT a pollutant and there is no scientific proof that CO2 is a measurable driver of global warming and climate change.

The probability of the first Climate Czar not knowing that reducing CO2 in the atmosphere also proportionately reduces the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere should be zero since green plants consume carbon dioxide to produce oxygen through photosynthesis.

Since Atomic Absorption Spectroscopy Analysis reveals Carbon Dioxide absorbs about 8% infrared radiation in only three narrow bands of frequencies, the Global Warming Greenhouse Effect from Carbon Dioxide is very weak. In Essence, 92% of Solar “heat” passes right through CO2.

Post Update: According to James Russell from Hampton University, “Carbon dioxide and nitric oxide are natural thermostats. When the upper atmosphere (or ‘thermosphere’) heats up, these molecules try as hard as they can to shed that heat back into space.” In Essence, CO2 blocks the heat radiation from the sun from entering the lower atmosphere.

FACT: Man-made CO2 is a minute fraction of the natural emissions of Carbon dioxide.

At 1.67 ppmv (0.000167 percent), global Man-made carbon overload as measured by CO2 is a negligible driver of heat-trapping Climate Change.

99.999833 percent of CO2 released into the atmosphere comes from forest fires, vegetation, volcanic, and wildlife activity in the biosphere.

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Al Gore denies knowing Ken Lay, of the ENRON-fraud fame, who helped him draft Gore’s Cap-and-Trade C02 trading schemes. Al also denied he partnered with an executive from Goldman Sachs yet, David Blood, CEO of Goldman Sachs’ asset-management division and David Blood founded their Carbon-trading Corp. in 2004.

Al Gore questioned on CO2 Trading Scheme by Rep. Steve Scalise

The Waxman-Markey cap and trade bill aka American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009 (H.R. 2454) is a “thinly-veiled scheme to let companies profit from polluted air, in part financed by a consumer “carbon tax.”

Title III of H.R. 2454 would amend the Clean Air Act to set up a cap- and-trade system designed to reduce greenhouse gas (GHG) emissions by 17% below 2005 levels by 2020 and 83% below 2005 levels by 2050. The cost of carbon offsets (tax rate) range from $20 per metric tonne of CO2 to $100 per metric tonne of CO2. At $20 per metric tonne of CO2, the cost of gasoline would increase by 20 cents per gallon and one study estimated the tax rate would generate approximately $88 billion tax revenue in 2012, rising to $144 billion by 2020.

Fortunately, House Bill H.R. 2454 passed on June 26, 2009 was never passed by the Senate.

Note that Nature is the major source of carbon dioxide and methane and both gases are created by the decomposition of plant and animal matter. CO2 is also produced by animals and humans exhaling.

Nitrous oxide, N2O is naturally present in the atmosphere as part of the nitrogen cycle yet, the EPA believes that N2O at 5% of all U.S. greenhouse gas emissions from human activities greatly impacts the warming in the atmosphere.

Fluorinated Gases (hydrofluorocarbons, perfluorocarbons and sulfur hexafluoride) account for only 2% of all U.S. greenhouse gas emissions from human activities.

In 2009, U.S. man-made Greenhouse Gas Emissions were 6.5866 gigatonnes according to the EPA before natural sinks absorbed the man-made emissions.

Carbon dioxide, CO2: 84% of 6.5866 = 5.533 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 386 ppmv = 0.69 ppmv or 0.000069 percent Man-made CO2 in the atmosphere

Methane, CH4: 9% of 6.5866 = 0.5928 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 1.816 ppmv = 0.000348 ppmv or 0.000000035 percent Man-made CH4 in the atmosphere

Nitrous oxide, N2O: 5% of 6.5866 = 0.3293 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 0.324 ppmv = 0.00000345 ppmv or 0.000000003 percent Man-made N2O in the atmosphere

HFCs: 2% of 6.5866 = 0.1317 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 0.000068 ppmv = 0.000000003 ppmv or 0.00000000000003 percent Man-made HFC in the atmosphere

Note that the total mass of air, 5.27×10^18kg x 0.000587 = 3.093×10^15kg = 3093 gigatonnes.
The source for the ppmv trace of Greenhouse Gases is Recent Greenhouse Gas Concentrations

Does anyone really believe that Man-made CO2 at 69/1,000,000 of 1 percent in the atmosphere increases Global Warming?

According to the Encyclopedia of Earth, “Infrared solar radiation with wavelengths greater than 700 nm is partially absorbed by carbon dioxide, ozone, and water present in the atmosphere in liquid and vapour forms. Roughly 30% of the sun’s visible radiation (wavelengths from 400 nm to 700 nm) is reflected back to space by the atmosphere or the Earth’s surface.” In essence, CO2 partially protects us from the Global Warming of the Sun.

The Solar Energy of Gamma rays, X-rays, and ultraviolet radiation less than 200 nanometers in wavelength is absorbed in the atmosphere by oxygen and nitrogen and emitted as the heat energy of Global Warming. Ninety-nine percent of the heat in the atmosphere comes from oxygen and nitrogen not Greenhouse gases.

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Footnotes:

(1) In 2005, Habibullo Abdussamatov, head of the St. Petersburg, Russia Pulkovo Astronomical Observatory, announced that global warming was not caused by humans since he detected the warming cycle on Earth was also affecting Mars. Abdussamatov noted that NASA data revealed the carbon dioxide “ice caps” near Mar’s South Pole have been “melting” for three summers.

NASA claims the surface temperature on Venus is 500°C (900°F) hotter than normal (from −40°C, −40°F to 460°C, 860°F) due to the Greenhouse effect of 96.5% carbon dioxide in the Venusian atmosphere.

(2) Related Tweets to Al Gore, Obama’s Favorite Martian

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http://twitpic.com/sz65q – Did Al Gore create Global Warming on Venus and Mars? http://tinyurl.com/yavd6bq ‪#tcot‬

5:52 PM Dec 10, 2009


Miss Moneypenny

‪@Dr_Rose‬ http://twitpic.com/sz65q Will Gore blow hot air on Obama’s Uranus until his Black Hole swallows the O’ device?😉

10:19 PM Feb 7, 2010


Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/sz65q Al Gore the CO2 Whore is now patrolling Uranus? RT ‪@PolarCoug‬: ‪@moneypenny008‬ No, but Al Gore will.

5:52 PM Jul 8, 2010

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