Obama’s Porkulus Package

Obama’s Porkulus Package is killing new jobs…

Obama knows how to disguise the true nature of his Change

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Obama’s Porkulus Package

Would Obama have been elected if he had told Americans the truth?

According to Say Anything, Obama’s Porkulus Package has caused businesses to hire fewer workers because Obama’s “stimulus” spending increased unemployment benefits resulting in higher unemployment taxes on businesses. Thanks to the rising costs of unemployment taxes, many employers will cut employees and/or freeze pay. Apparently, the only companies that hiring are the ones who are fortunate to receive Obama’s stimulus.

How many Americans would have voted for Obama to pass his $787 billion “Porkulus Package” (Stimulus) bill, the 2009 American Recovery and Reinvestment Act, with Barry’s bold claim of creating or saving some three million jobs only to discover that 1.24 million jobs were created from Feb 17 to Dec 31, 2009?

How many Americans would have voted for Obama to bailout General Motors and Chrysler with $62.6 billion from taxpayers and receive a $8.4 billion LOSS on an investment they didn’t make?

How many Americans would have voted for Obama to pour $3.25 billion stimulus into his pet Green Energy Projects and receive a $532 million LOSS on an investment they didn’t make?

How many Americans would have voted for Obama to more than double the annual Federal Deficit over George Dubya Bush?

Contrary to popular belief, Obama’s Hope and Change never changed how Washington governs America.

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The Campaign Circus of The Porcine Proverb

On Sep 9th, 2008, Obama poked fun at Palin’s new “change” mantra, by describing the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull in a one word, “lipstick.”

Gov. Sarah Palin v Obama Lipstick Ad

Ironically, some of Barry’s sheeple thought Obama’s Lipstick remark referred to Palin’s Lipstick joke yet, Barry’s Lipstick remark referred to “calling the same thing something different”…

“You can put lipstick on a pig. It’s still a pig.” – Obama

John McCain says he’s about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is, ‘Watch out George Bush — except for economic policy, health care policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy and Karl Rove-style politics — we’re really going to shake things up in Washington.’ That’s not change. That’s just calling … the same thing something different. You know you can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. You know you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it’s still going to stink after eight years. We’ve had enough of the same old thing. Its time to bring about real change to Washington, and that’s the choice you’ve got in this election. –Sen. Obama on Sep 9th, 2008 in Lebanon, Virginia.
In a strange twist, Barack’s strange slogan of Hope and Change was exactly “calling the same thing something different.” By 2010, there was little sign of hope and no sign of change in D.C.

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Footnotes:

(1) Related Tweets to Obama’s Porkulus Package

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Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/qptfm – No Shock: Obama’s Porkulus Package is killing new jobs. http://tinyurl.com/yc63a8k

11:07 PM Nov 23, 2009


Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/qptfm Would Obama have been elected if he had told Americans the truth? http://tinyurl.com/ykn9zh4

12:09 PM Nov 24, 2009


Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/qptfm CDC fakes Swine Flu Emergency http://tinyurl.com/yhq2osq ‪#tcot‬

4:43 PM Nov 24, 2009


Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/qptfm GlaxoSmithKline recalls H1N1 vaccine in Canada over ‘life-threatening’ allergy risk. http://tinyurl.com/y9w3lvr

4:49 PM Nov 24, 2009


Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/qptfm After increasing the deficit fourfold, the Pork-in-Chief now cares about his spending? ‪#tcot‬

12:02 AM Dec 2, 2009

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