EPA: CO2 Bomb Endangers Human Health and Welfare

On December 7th, 2009, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced that “greenhouse gases (GHGs) threaten the public health and welfare of the American people.” In other words, Carbon Dioxide is a dangerous pollutant…

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The CO2 Bomb endangers human health and welfare?

“These long-overdue findings cement 2009’s place in history as the year when the United States Government began addressing the challenge of greenhouse-gas pollution and seizing the opportunity of clean-energy reform.” -EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson
FACT: CO2 is NOT a pollutant.

Carbon Dioxide (CO2) is a natural green house gas which helps plants grow. Plants breathe in carbon dioxide that humans exhale and create by burning fossil fuels.

FACT: there is no scientific proof that CO2 is a measurable driver of global warming and climate change.

Yet, the EPA findings determined that “GHGs are the primary driver of climate change, which can lead to hotter, longer heat waves that threaten the health of the sick, poor or elderly; increases in ground-level ozone pollution linked to asthma and other respiratory illnesses; as well as other threats to the health and welfare of Americans.”

FACT: Man-made CO2 is a minute fraction of the natural emissions of Carbon dioxide.

At 1.67 ppmv (0.000167 percent), global Man-made carbon overload as measured by CO2 is a negligible driver of heat-trapping Climate Change.

99.999833 percent of CO2 released into the atmosphere comes from forest fires, vegetation, volcanic, and wildlife activity in the biosphere.

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Lisa Jackson on EPA Endangerment Finding on Greenhouse Gas Pollution

“EPA’s endangerment finding covers emissions of six key greenhouse gases – carbon dioxide, methane, nitrous oxide, hydrofluorocarbons, perfluorocarbons and sulfur hexafluoride.”

Nature is the major source of carbon dioxide and methane and both gases are created by the decomposition of plant and animal matter. CO2 is also produced by animals and humans exhaling. It is bizarre that both natural gases are considered to be health threatening pollutants by the EPA.

Nitrous oxide, N2O is naturally present in the atmosphere as part of the nitrogen cycle yet, the EPA believes that N2O at 5% of all U.S. greenhouse gas emissions from human activities greatly impacts the warming in the atmosphere.

Fluorinated Gases (hydrofluorocarbons, perfluorocarbons and sulfur hexafluoride) account for only 2% of all U.S. greenhouse gas emissions from human activities.

In 2009, U.S. man-made Greenhouse Gas Emissions were 6.5866 gigatonnes according to the EPA before natural sinks absorbed the man-made emissions.

Carbon dioxide, CO2: 84% of 6.5866 = 5.533 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 386 ppmv = 0.69 ppmv or 0.000069 percent Man-made CO2 in the atmosphere

Methane, CH4: 9% of 6.5866 = 0.5928 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 1.816 ppmv = 0.000348 ppmv or 0.000000035 percent Man-made CH4 in the atmosphere

Nitrous oxide, N2O: 5% of 6.5866 = 0.3293 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 0.324 ppmv = 0.00000345 ppmv or 0.000000003 percent Man-made N2O in the atmosphere

HFCs: 2% of 6.5866 = 0.1317 gigatonnes / 3093 gigatonnes x 0.000068 ppmv = 0.000000003 ppmv or 0.00000000000003 percent Man-made HFC in the atmosphere

Note that the total mass of air, 5.27×10^18kg x 0.000587 = 3.093×10^15kg = 3093 gigatonnes.
The source for the ppmv trace of Greenhouse Gases is Recent Greenhouse Gas Concentrations

Does anyone really believe that Man-made CO2 at 69/1,000,000 of 1 percent in the atmosphere increases Global Warming?

According to the Encyclopedia of Earth, “Infrared solar radiation with wavelengths greater than 700 nm is partially absorbed by carbon dioxide, ozone, and water present in the atmosphere in liquid and vapour forms. Roughly 30% of the sun’s visible radiation (wavelengths from 400 nm to 700 nm) is reflected back to space by the atmosphere or the Earth’s surface.” In essence, CO2 partially protects us from the Global Warming of the Sun.

The Solar Energy of Gamma rays, X-rays, and ultraviolet radiation less than 200 nanometers in wavelength is absorbed in the atmosphere by oxygen and nitrogen and emitted as the heat energy of Global Warming. Ninety-nine percent of the heat in the atmosphere comes from oxygen and nitrogen not Greenhouse gases.

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