Elin Woods caught the Tiger By The Tail – Cheetah Woods

Elin Woods caught Cheetah Woods By The Tail…

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After a Domestic Dispute, Speedy Woods Crashed and Burned his Golf Cart on the Back 9.

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Related Tweets to Elin Woods caught the Tiger By The Tail ~ Cheetah Woods:

Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/rqhyg #ObamaFriday: Tiger Woods will share his Clubbing Tips to keep my Birdie below Par. #tcot

12:45 PM Dec 11, 2009

hollydale

@moneypenny008 Hormone Lake in Hollydale had a 1000 ft wave and all the fish started to speak Sweedish. Leena landed a 40 pounder that sang

11:46 PM Dec 06, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg On the Green of Hormone Lake, Elin knows how to fix your Birdie below Par. ;)

11:58 PM Dec 06, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

RT @buszero: http://twitpic.com/rqhyg CheetahGate –> @ Drivegate? LOL @andylevy @allahpundit: New term for Tiger’s scandals: Alphagate?

11:17 PM Dec 06, 2009

Florida Jayhawk

U Gotta Be Kidding: Fox News Runs Story of Black People Mad At Tiger For Not Having Affairs With Black Women? LEAVE TIGER ALONE –

10:38 PM Dec 06, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@FloridaJayhawk http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Perhaps, Fox News and Tiger Woods have a Birdie below Par and Elin knows how to fix stray Birdies.

10:54 PM Dec 06, 2009

hollydale

@moneypenny008 my tie chi toes are corn laden …. work boot flavored ;-) / speaking of, I cannot wait to get out of here sneek tweet @ work

01:14 PM Dec 05, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Tiger Cheetoes Speedy Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash but his Birdie is still below par. ;)

03:38 PM Dec 05, 2009

hollydale

I brought this fine golf irony over to Facebook. Too good not to share! …. and sure, cheetoes sound deeee ee lishious

01:40 PM Dec 04, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Your last secret(?) tweet fell into a Twitter Black Hole… Do Cheetahs love Chee-Toes? ;)

12:47 PM Dec 05, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Before someone clubs you, take your name off the phone. Video Parody @ http://tinyurl.com/ye97mcr

09:16 PM Dec 04, 2009

hollydale

@moneypenny008 http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – lets have a sandwich and salad

10:41 PM Dec 02, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – @hollydale A Turkey Club sandwich, chicken salad, and hold the Golf Club for another Cheetah? ;)

09:26 AM Dec 03, 2009

hollydale

@moneypenny008 http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – I give the Hollidalian Master Slice Award !!! (( congratulations ))

09:56 PM Dec 02, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – @hollydale Thank you… your Master Slice Award will be handy for Slicing and Dicing! ;)

10:39 PM Dec 02, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Can Elin keep up with the women claiming to have had affairs with Tiger ‘Speedy’ Woods? http://tinyurl.com/yjp3dp6

03:09 PM Dec 02, 2009

Florida Jayhawk

Ok you cheat but your wife attacks you. You avoid police so they dont lock her up for abuse. If she leaves can she get 1/2?

12:37 PM Dec 02, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@FloridaJayhawk http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Have you asked Elin Nordegren about the 1/2? ;)

12:41 PM Dec 02, 2009

hollydale

@moneypenny008 seems to be a lop wedge

09:22 PM Dec 01, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg That’s what happens when U get caught playing with another beaver in a wet bunker! :)

09:37 PM Dec 01, 2009

hollydale

@moneypenny008 http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – ha haaaaaaaaa!! …. BEST TWITPIC EVER

09:15 PM Dec 01, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/rqhyg@hollydale Will my Photoshop Twitpic win a Tiger Trophy? ;)

09:29 PM Dec 01, 2009

hollydale

Hello Twitter … Hello Miller … have you met supa hawt Phyllis Diller? … and Mrs Woods chopped off Tigers winkie !

09:09 PM Dec 01, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg She chopped off Woods winkie with a slinky or a 9-iron?

09:12 PM Dec 01, 2009

hollydale

@moneypenny008 it startes in the clubhouse after flirting with the beverage-cart girl … the club pro Wanda Mashie belted me with a niblick

02:31 PM Dec 01, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg And your significant other catches you putting your nekkid 9-Iron into the wrong hole! ;)

02:55 PM Dec 01, 2009

Miss Moneypenny

@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg After a Domestic Dispute, Speedy Woods Crashed and Burned his Golf Cart. http://tinyurl.com/ykhwjs7

02:26 PM Dec 01, 2009

For Music Monday, Tiger By The Tail (The Tale Of Tiger Woods)

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Country Comedian Cledus T. Judd used the melody of “I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail” (Harlan Howard, Buck Owens) to create his parody song, ‘Tiger By The Tail (The Tale Of Tiger Woods).’

Lyrics

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, he thought he’d cheat on her and she’d, stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel..
And that’s why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
Looks like he’s had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That’s why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well he tried to bump and run it, but he was caught in a trap
When she saw that cocktail waitress on his lap,
Well the shot hit the fan, when she heard that voicemail,
That’s why she beat Tiger all to hell

Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, let’s let ’em be,
They expect us to respect their privacy,
Even Chris Brown can’t believe it, hell, I can’t believe it myself,
She’s the only one to beat Tiger all to hell

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Posted on February 21, 2010, in Humor, Music Monday, Satire and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. speedcathollydale

    divot digger reporting in …

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Divot Digger SpeedyCivet, <~ will a SEO Civet help your Backswing Pivot?

      Are you looking for your missing club in the bush? <~ another shameless SEO self link for Divot Digger Lovers 🙂

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