BoobQuake: Seismic Silicone or Natural Motion?
Who can produce the best P wave(2) in a BoobQuake – Seismic Silicone or Natural Motion? Heidi Montag or Polish Pop Princess Ewa Sonnet…
Weight: 114 lbs.
Bust: 36E ~ 3.97 lbs (4)
On April 26, 2010, Over 200,000 women were moved to show their cleavage to protest the unscientific religious statement of Iranian cleric…
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” – Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi
This post asks the satirical question: who has a greater impact on producing tremors, fake breasts or natural breasts?
Last week, Jen McCreight published the results of Boobquake 2010. Click Here to read the magnitude of her findings.
For Music Monday, RNB by Ewa Sonnet
Music Video Background
RNB was Ewa’s first single released in 2005. Ewa’s second pop single, Nie zatrzymasz mnie, was released one year later (July, 2006).
Nie zatrzymasz mnie (You won’t stop me)
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(2) P wave is a seismic boob wave that involves motion (alternating compression and extension) in the direction of propagation not a Phallus wave.
(3) 32in. band A size cup = 180cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 162 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .357 lbs + 1.545 lbs silicone = 1.9 lbs per breast or 3.8 lbs per pair
(4) 36in. band E size cup = 5 cups x 200 cc/cup = 1000 cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 900 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 1.98 lbs per breast or 3.97 lbs per pair
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