The Pirates of Cap’n Slappy Speedcat

Ahoy, mateys… the pirates of Cap’n Slappy Speedcat and their ‘Ol’ Long John Silver will lift yonder skin up betwixt two sheets before setting sail on her maiden voyage…

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Photo Credit: FHM Magazine
Arrr, me hearties…
Stink-Eye Sally will warm the cockles of your heart.

After dating Stink-Eye Sally, Robby Roughknuckles mysteriously disappeared into Davy Jones Locker and Billy Bones went down below to Shiver me timbers.

After discovering ye dirty deed of Billy Bones, Cap’n Slappy Speedcat and his scurvy crew unsheathed their manly swords to force Billy Bones into walking thar plank…

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Sorry ladies, Cap’n Slappy Speedcat’s nekkid Phepping sword was censored by Miss Moneypenny at thar 0007 undercover request of M, ye director of MI6.

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Fearful of Cap’n Slappy Speedcat’s FrankenBeans, Billy Bones jumped ship to find Robby Roughknuckles in Davy Jones Locker.

Cap’n Slappy Speedcat was last seen pirating Corn dogs from his Uranus Space Station.

For Music Monday, Déjà Vu by Inna, 2009

Music Video Background

“Déjà Vu” is an Romanian electropop song from Inna’s album, “Hot” which was released in 2009. Déjà Vu was written by Play & Win, a Romanian Dance music trio. Inna and DJ Bob Taylor sing the song which became a hit in Romania, Russia, Bulgaria, and Hungary.

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(1) May 2010 Photo Shoot for FHM Romania

(2) This post was written to celebrate International Talk like a Pirate Day. All buccaneers, land lubbers, swashbucklers, and Scallywags can piratized their blog every September 19th.

(3) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Elena Alexandra Apostoleanu (aka Inna) were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on September 19, 2010, in Humor, Music Monday, Satire, spoof, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. YOU are the golden gem in my landlubber email box, Moneypenny. Lucky for me, “EYE found ya here before settin sail on the Hollidalions to swashbuckle me timbers” … har har arrrrrrrrrrrr

    ( lifts eye ptch and winks )

    • Avast, Cap’n Slappy Speedcat!

      Will ye hoist ye anchor to ye wench of masthead pleasure n’ shiver me timbers? 😉

      har har arrrrrrrrrrrr 😀

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