Oktoberfest of Bouncing Bavarian Boobies

After filling two Löwenbräu Oktoberfest Beer Steins, Jordan Carver bounces her 34G Bavarian Boobies to celebrate the 177th Oktoberfest…

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Jordan Carver, posted with vodpod
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Photo Credit: Jordan Carver

Bavarian Beer Braised Chicken Breasts tastes great…

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Fräulein Speedy “Chickencat” Hollydale recommends eating Bavarian Breasts every Wordless Chicken Tuesday.

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For Music Monday, the Speedycat Pheppings perform “Implants,” a parody of Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance”…

Footnotes:

(1) For Bavarian Bra Engineers who need to create the perfect cantilever Bra support, the weight of Jordan’s hanging pendulums was calculated as follows:

34in. band G size cup = 7 cups ( . ) ( . )
7 cups x 190 cc/cup = 1330 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1197 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.64 lbs per breast or 5.28 lbs per pair

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Jordan Carver were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Posted on October 4, 2010, in Humor, Music Monday, spoof, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Chicken Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. Hi Miss MoneyPenny,

    One of my favorite foods are Biscuits and Gravy. The Southern Dish with the white chicken sausage gravy and buttermilk biscuits. I just love that, it is my all time favorite. Maybe you could fix that for the two of us and we can spend a few days or weekend at your place.

    I Love You Darlin

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Wild Phil,

      Can I call my cousin Daisy Mae to cook your favorite Southern Dish?

      In the meantime, can I offer you my Barbecue Meatloaf or barbecue teriyaki chicken breasts? 😉

      j’adore you, Ma chérie xoxo 🙂

  2. Excellent post Miss MoneyPenny 🙂 I Love You Sweetie 🙂

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Wild Phil,

      Thank you 🙂

      Since chickens can’t eat my breasts, does that mean I have Impeccable taste? 😉

      j’adore you, Ma chérie xoxo 🙂

      • Hi Miss MoneyPenny,

        Your Welcome Sweet Heart 🙂

        I have often thought that you have impeccable taste and I wouldn’t want your breasts to be eaten, well maybe licked and nibbled on LOL 🙂

        Ma Cherie Amore, Pretty Little One That I Adore, Your The Only One My Heart Beats For, I Wish That You Were Mine.

        • Miss Moneypenny

          Hi Wild Phil,

          Would you like to eat, lick, and nibble on my creamy Breasts? 😉

          “Wild thing
          You make my heart sing
          You make everything
          Come on, wild thing.”

          • Hi Miss MoneyPenny,

            Yes but I would like to use our own natural cream, I’m a nature lover and natural is my kind of kinky sex. 😉

            • Miss Moneypenny

              Hi Wild Phil,

              LMAO… Unfortunately for me and you, my natural cream dried up when I entered Men-O-Pause 15 years ago. 😦

              Can I offer you some Kraft-y Cheez Whiz, Reddi Wip real cream, and tasty strawberry rhubarb pie lovingly baked in my smitten kitchen? 😉

              • Hi Miss MoneyPenny,

                That would be just fine darlin, and I bet you are a wonderful cook and I would be honored to have a piece of the wonderful pie that you make.

                Love You Darlin

              • Miss Moneypenny

                Hi Wild Phil,

                Ma chérie, Mon Four Chaud est Ouvert pour cuire au four n’importe quoi que vous voulez.

                j’adore you, Ma chérie xoxo 🙂

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