Obama orders X-Rated Nude Body Scans

Janet Napolitano has been field testing her Airport Security for the day Obama orders X-Rated Nude Body Scans…

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Is that a gun in your Panties or
are you just happy to see U.s.? (1)

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The Naked Truth About Airport Security

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http://twitpic.com/x8j79 Obama orders X-Rated Body Scans and Intensive Pat-Downs http://tinyurl.com/2fe7kg3

Be a Good Citizen and Drop your Pants…

Due to the Crotch Bomber’s failed Christmas Day 2009 attack, members of Germany’s Pirate Party organized a fleshmob to protest Naked Body Scanners in the Berlin-Tegal airport this past January.

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Apparently, the Testicle Screeners of Amerika (TSA) are unable to catch the Crotch Bomber because he had powder around his pocket rocket. (1)

Do you wonder how Al Qaeda convinced the Penis Bomber, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, that 72 virgins will reward him after blowing up his banana and raisins?

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On Oct 29, 2010, the TSA began X-Rated Invasive Pat-Downs…

For Music Monday, The Times they are a Changing by Bob Dylan

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Footnotes:

(1) Hopefully, my satire and videos highlight the invasion of privacy and the threat to our fourth amendment freedoms…

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

For a false sense of security*, are Americans aware of the potential health risks of invasive passenger surveillance?

Dr. John Gofman, an expert on the biological effects of X-radiation, believes there is No Safe Dose of ionizing radiation. His research reveals radiation is a co-factor in 50% of American cancer.

Yet, the U.S. Transportation Security Agency clams compulsory passenger X-rays are harmless since the radiation emitted by the full-body scanners used in airports is less than the amount emitted by a cell phone.

Full-body scanners can use ultra-high frequency radio waves (Millimeter Wave Scanners) or X-ray radiation (Backscatter Scanners). Both scanners emit radiation. Millimeter Wave Scanners use Terahertz radio waves with frequencies 1,000 times higher than those of an FM broadcast and are known to cause cancer and neurological disability since WWII.

*Millimeter Wave Scanners are perfect for detecting metal objects on subjects at airports. Unfortunately, millimeter waves do Not reveal low-density materials such as powder, thin plastic, or liquid which were some of the items used by the underwear bomber. Source: Ben Wallace, Security Expert

The Government Accountability Office

discovered that since the program’s (Testicle Screeners of Amerika) inception, at least 17 known terrorists … have flown on 24 different occasions, passing through security at eight SPOT airports.

Rep. John Mica‘s May 2010 letter to Department of Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano

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Posted on November 14, 2010, in Humor, Political Humor, Political News, Political Satire, Satire and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Lance of love…sounds like a new VH1 dating show!

    • The new dating show could be a “Rock of Love” twister… one lucky lady will receive Master Kushikimi-San’s “Lance of Love.” 😉

  2. Oooo…Janet…lookin’ good honey!

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    http://www.ninjasatire.com

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