Beat the Heat

To Beat the Heat during the Dog Days of Summer, the witch doctor told me what to do…

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Funny, how Al Gore’s Hot Air only warms the Globe during the summer.

Miss Moneypenny’s undercover Tip:

To Beat the Heat, don’t blow Hot Air like Al Gore this summer. For hot dry air, enjoy a cool breeze by placing a shallow bowl of ice in front of the rotary oscillator. Hopefully, this will stop the steaming hot air of Al Gore’s doggy doo since the melting ice will evaporate to keep you cool.

On July 22, 2011, the mercury hit 103 degrees in New England. The last time the Solar Sun scorched New England with 103 degrees was 1926. The only hotter day over the last 100 years was July 4, 1911, when the temperature hit 104 degrees. Was Senator Albert Arnold “Al” Gore, Sr. (Dec 26, 1907 – Dec 5, 1998), father of Al Gore, able to solve the Global Warming ‘Crisis’ 85 years ago?

Cousin Speedcat knows how to Beat the Heat in Lake Hollydale…

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During this punishing heat wave, Cousin Speedcat is fixin’ to be Buck Nekked in the Baptismal waters of Lake Hollydale.

For Music Monday, Al Gore Greases Global Warming on a Hot Summer Night!

An Inconvenient Song Parody(1) was performed by Janie Smith and Cricket Tisdale, Snappy Greetings.com

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Footnotes:

(1) A Parody of Summer Nights, Grease.

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on July 23, 2011, in Global Warming, Humor, Music Monday, Political Satire, Satire and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. speedcathollydale

    Funny thing as I cooled my rooster in Hollydale Lake a swarm of sunfish nibbled my leg hairs off. At first I thought maybe see ohhh two was elevated in the lake from spilling a few cans a beer, but truth is the sun fishes was all drunk and thought my fur was worms.

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Speedy,

      Ya reckon Cousin Speedcat used his limp rod t’ bait th’ drunk sunfishes in, as enny Phepping kin plainly see.😀

      Thankfully, Yer not hideny dipping’ with snapping’ turtles.😉

      Do yo’ cornsider a six-pack an’ a bug-zapper high-quality intertainment?😉

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