Nicola McLean’s Beaver Hammock
To prevent wrinkles, Nicola claims her husband moisturizes his banana every day.
Is this like the American version of using Speedy Lube for his one eye Tube?
For Music Monday, The Beaver Song by Scarlet Mary Rose and The Backwoods Burlesque
The Beaver Song is a parody of “Fever” by Peggy Lee…
(1) Nicola McLean’s Boobs almost weigh three times more than the breasts of average women.
According to Wikipedia, Nicola McLean inflated her Air Bags to 32FF (32G) from a natural 32C.
32in. band G size cup = 7 cups ~ 3 cups natural plus 4 cups fake
2 cups x 180 cc/cup = 360 cc x 0.9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 324 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .71 lbs per breast
1000cc Cohesive Silicone Gel Breast implants x 0.99 grams/cc = 990 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.2 lbs per breast
Equals 2.9 lbs per breast or 5.8 lbs per pair.
Gummy bear Silicone implants: 0.98 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.034568 ounces)
Cohesive Silicone Gel Breast implants: 0.99 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.03492 ounces)
H20: 1 gram per cubic centimeter
Saline: 1.02 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.035969 ounces) + 25 grams for Saline implant shell
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Posted on August 15, 2011, in Humor, Hump Day Humor, Music Monday, Sexual Satire, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Beaver Wednesday and tagged Beaver Hammock, Humor, Hump Day Humor, Melon Monday, Music Monday, Nicola McLean, Sexual Satire, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Beaver Wednesday. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.