Nicola McLean’s Beaver Hammock

After uncovering Speedcat Bond’s Banana Hammock, Nicola McLean revealed her Beaver Hammock for PETA

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Photo Credit: Holy Moly

The Busty Beaver wants to redesign her Mini-me (“you know, my vagina”) after inflating her Air Bags again since her 32G(1) boobs don’t “look that big.”

To prevent wrinkles, Nicola claims her husband moisturizes his banana every day.

Is this like the American version of using Speedy Lube for his one eye Tube?

For Music Monday, The Beaver Song by Scarlet Mary Rose and The Backwoods Burlesque

The Beaver Song is a parody of “Fever” by Peggy Lee…

Footnotes:

(1) Nicola McLean’s Boobs almost weigh three times more than the breasts of average women.

According to Wikipedia, Nicola McLean inflated her Air Bags to 32FF (32G) from a natural 32C.

32in. band G size cup = 7 cups ~ 3 cups natural plus 4 cups fake

2 cups x 180 cc/cup = 360 cc x 0.9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 324 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .71 lbs per breast
Plus

1000cc Cohesive Silicone Gel Breast implants x 0.99 grams/cc = 990 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.2 lbs per breast

Equals 2.9 lbs per breast or 5.8 lbs per pair.
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Gummy bear Silicone implants: 0.98 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.034568 ounces)

Cohesive Silicone Gel Breast implants: 0.99 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.03492 ounces)

H20: 1 gram per cubic centimeter

Saline: 1.02 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.035969 ounces) + 25 grams for Saline implant shell

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About Miss Moneypenny

Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on August 15, 2011, in Humor, Hump Day Humor, Music Monday, Sexual Satire, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Beaver Wednesday and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. You are very good at math equations!

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Speedy BananaCat,

      Thank you 🙂

      Did you know the ideal Phallic preference of the male banana has been calculated to be 14 inches (6.5 inches Girth Plus 7.5 inches Length)?

      Perhaps, Nicola’s husband lubes his tube every day to maintain the ideal Phallic preference. 😉

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