Keeley Hazell for Global Warming

To Beat the Heat, Keeley Hazell is Busting out for Global Warming…

Loading Double D

It’s Too Hot, Babe

Could Miss Moneypenny’s Menopausal Hot Flashes be the cause of Climate Change?

For Al Gore, ‪The World Is Not Enough

Loading I know how to hurt – Tipper with my sex scandals
I know how to heal – Al’s tropical tumor
I know what to show – My Nuts
And what to conceal – An Inconvenient Truth

The world is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to start, my love
And if you’re strong enough
Together we can take the world apart, my love

For Music Monday, Imagine There’s No Global Warming

Footnotes:

(1) According to Boobpedia, Keeley has natural 32F Chest Cushions.

32in. band F size cup = 6 cups

6 cups x 180 cc/cup = 1080 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 972 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.14 lbs per breast or 4.28 lbs per pair.

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Keeley Hazell were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times

About Miss Moneypenny

Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on August 22, 2011, in Global Warming, Humor, Music Monday, Political Satire, Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Keely make me do a wheelie in my greenie jeanies, even tho my age is 2X the braband !

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Speedy SpaceCat,

      Let your wind blow free,
      til quarter to three
      Will Keeley open the rear door,
      Will Keeley still need me, will she still feed me,
      When you’re sixty-four?

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