Two Reasons for the Oktoberfest Season

The Löwenbräu Beer Wench reveals the Two Reasons for the Oktoberfest Season…

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Photo Credit: Miss Moneypenny

To taste the pure “liquid gold” of Oktoberfest, Tap the Braided Bavarian Brew-haha Maiden.

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Photo Credit: Jordan Carver

“O’zapft is!” (“It’s tapped!”) in the natural Mountain Peaks of Jordan Carver’s Biergarten (Beer Garden).

Barmaid fräulein Jordan Carver supports Beer and Boobs for the 178th Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. The Bavarian Bier festival was held for 17 days (Sep 17 to Oct 3, 2011). Only Oktoberfest Bier (beer) brewed within the city limits of Munich is served in the Biggest Beer folk festival. Attendance is free, but the Mass (a 2-pint Mug) costs 9.20 euros ($12.66).

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Photo Credit: Katarina Van Derham

If you missed the Bavarian Brew-haha (brouhaha) in Germany than you can find Brats, Beer, and possibly the Boobs of the St. Pauli Girl during the International Oktoberfest at the Newport Yachting Center in Newport, RI from Oct 8 to 10, 2011.

St. Pauli Girl spokesmodel Katarina Van Derham helped the Burgermeister open the 18th annual International Oktoberfest on Oct 9, 2010.

For Music Monday, Bounce your Rack and sing the Oktoberfest Love Shack…

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Footnotes:

(1) For Bavarian Bra Engineers who need to create the perfect cantilever Bra support, the weight of Beer Wench’s hanging pendulums was calculated as follows:

Speedy’s Breasts hold 90 ounces (roughly the size of a Munich Beer Pitcher). On average, Beer weighs 10 pounds per gallon.

90 ounces/ 128 ounces X 10 pounds per gallon = 7 pounds per Boob.

Speedy’s Rack supports 14 pounds of Bavarian Beer.

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Posted on October 4, 2011, in Humor, Music Monday, Sex Toys, spoof, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I put em on the scale – 14.75 pounds

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hello fräulein Brew-haha Hollydale,

      Vor Antippen des “flüssigen Goldes”, haben Sie drain das Sediment der Flockung von Ihrem stillende Fässer?

      For English readers:

      Before tapping the “liquid gold,” did you drain the sediment of flocculation from your breastfeeding barrels?

  2. ohhhh my gosh … HAHAHAAAAAA !!!!!!!

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