Jimmy Johnson ExtenZe his Stimulus Package

Will the NFL(1) have more pleasure and performance after Jimmy Johnson ExtenZe his Stimulus Package?

Will Viagra have some stiff competition after Jimmy Johnson goes Long with ExtenZe?

Will Jimmy’s Johnson be the large part of his life to help men reach their maximum potential?

Does Terry Bradshaw or Frank Caliendo know if Jimmy has been working “hard” to “pull off” a male-enhancement victory for men?

Will Jimmy’s Johnson ride out the hard times of Obama’s Stimulus Package?

Or, will Jimmy Johnson help ExtenZe Obama’s flaccid economy?

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Footnotes:

(1) On Feb 4, 2010, ExtenZe hired former NFL (Not For Long) Head coach Jimmy Johnson to go Long for stimulating stiff results.

Robert Yallen, CEO of Inter/Media, the Encino, Calif., direct-marketing agency behind the Johnson campaign, claimed Jimmy is “probably one of the few people who can pull this off and get gains in his career from this.”


(2) “There is simply no reason any man should feel short changed with the size of their penis, when you can take Extenze and get that bigger, harder penis you have always wanted.” –ExtenZe truth

Was Jimmy short changed with a small Johnson?

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on November 23, 2011, in Humor, Hump Day Humor, Political Satire, Satire and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Aside from Howie and Strahan (who isn’t old), Fox crew isn’t aging well. Bradshaw’s hand in cast & Jimmy Johnson needs Extendze for his face

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