Denise Milani, Leader of iRack

After forming the Boobs of Baghdad coalition in 2003, Denise Milani became the Leader of iRack in 2005…

Loading The iRack of Denise Milani
Photo Credit: DeniseMilani.com

Will her iRack cause a Boobquake in the Middle East?

Loading The iRack of Denise Milani
Photo Credit: DeniseMilani.com

My 34F 4.5-pound iRack is All-Natural (1).

For Music Monday, Everybody knows her Boobs are loaded…

For Music Monday, Heart Of Pain (Original Mix) by Dirty Dot

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Photoshop Artist Marco Guaglione recorded the steps of drawing Denise Milani for his digital artwork titled, “Let’s Set Sail.”

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Footnotes:

(1) Natural or Fake Boobs?

According to Boobpedia, Denise’s 34DDD rack is Fake.

34in. band F size cup = 6 cups
6 cups x 190 cc/cup = 1140 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1026 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.26 lbs per breast or 4.52 lbs per pair

Yet, her FreeOnes biography claims Denise has 40F Natural Boobs.

40in. band F size cup = 6 cups
6 cups x 220 cc/cup = 1320 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1188 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.62 lbs per breast or 5.24 lbs per pair

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Denise Milani were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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About Miss Moneypenny

Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on December 6, 2011, in Humor, Satire, spoof, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Sam,

      Since everyone knows her Boobs are loaded, the natural weight of her iRack is Hard to believe was the point of my comical satire post.

      Thank you for reading and commenting on my post.

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