Joanna Krupa, The Canine Cherub of PETA

Joanna Krupa, the Canine Cherub and seductive symbol of PETA, spreads the Religion of PETA…

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The Crux of the Crucifix issue: Is Joanna Krupa the Angel of Animal Art or has Joanna Krupa fallen for PETA Porn?

Will Joanna Krupa’s Sex Appeal save the dogs(2)?
During 2010, PETA saved 16 dogs and 28 cats out of 2,302 homeless pets PETA took in.

Give a dog a bone and nudity to celebrate the resurrection of another salacious titillating scandal to promote PeTA?

It’s understandable that the Catholic League is wary of another sex scandal, but the sex we’re talking about pertains to dogs and cats.

Joanna Krupa on Dec 1st, 2009

For Music Monday, Fallen by Sarah McLachlan

Music Video Background

Fallen” was the first single from Sarah McLachlan’s 2003 album “Afterglow.”

Fallen is about falling prey to the evils of life, realizing their mistakes caused a lifetime of pain for themselves and others in their life, and seeking redemption.

Lyrics

Heaven bent to take my hand
And lead me through the fire
Be the long awaited answer
To a long and painful fight

Truth be told I’ve tried my best
But somewhere along the way
I got caught up in all there was to offer
And the cost was so much more than I could bear

Though I’ve tried, I’ve fallen
I have sunk so low
I’ve messed up better
I should know
So don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so

We all begin with good intent
Love was raw and young
We believed that we could change ourselves
The past can be undone

But we carry on our backs the burden time always reveals
In the lonely light of morning
In the wound that would not heal
It’s the bitter taste of losing everything, I’ve held so dear

I’ve fallen
I have sunk so low
I’ve messed up better
I should know
So don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so

Heaven bent to take my hand
I have nowhere left to turn
I’ve lost to those I thought were friends
To everyone I know

Oh, they turned their heads embarrassed
Pretend that they don’t see
But it’s one missed step, you’ll slip before you know it
And there doesn’t seem a way to be redeemed

Though I’ve tried, I’ve fallen
I have sunk so low
I’ve messed up better
I should know
So don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so, no

I’ve messed up better
I should know
But don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so

For Music Monday, Angel by Sarah McLachlan

Music Video Background

Angel” was a single released from Sarah McLachlan’s 1997 album “Surfacing.”

Sarah claims her song is about “trying not to take responsibility for other people’s shit and trying to love yourself at the same time.”

Lyrics

Spend all your time waiting
For that one second chance
For the break that would make it okay
There’s always one reason
To feel not good enough
And it’s hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh a beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
Let me be empty
And weightless and maybe
I’ll find some peace tonight

In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You’re in the arms of the angel

May you find some comfort here
So tired of the straight LIFE
And everywhere you turn
There’s vultures and thieves at your back
And the storm keeps on twisting
You keep on building the lies
That you make up for all that you lack
It don’t make no difference
Escaping one LAST time
It’s easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees

In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverene
You’re in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here
You’re in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here

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Footnotes:

(1) Fair Use Notice: This post may contain copyrighted material used as reference to my satire and/or comical commentary. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Joanna Krupa were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of my comical commentary. Such material is made available for comical commentary and/or educational purposes only. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in Title 17 U.S.C. section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

(2) On Dec 1st, 2009, Playboy model Joanna Krupa bared her Cross at the Westgate Pavillion Mall for PETA. PETA, who is well known for its nude shock and awe animal welfare campaign tactics, knows how to breed anger in the Catholic Church.

Catholic League President Bill Donohue barked, “The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don’t rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims. PETA is a fraud. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101.”

Krupa responded with, “As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads, which I am very proud of. I’m doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of god’s creation.”

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