Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 Pizza (Tax) Plan

It takes a lot of dough to pay for Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 Pizza (Tax) Plan…

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Get a 9-9-9 Deal in every RINO Meal.

On November 21, 2010, Banksta Cain wrote “Don’t be VAT stupid” and Herman ‘Munster’ Cain clearly informed Americans that “the worst idea is a proposed national sales tax, which is a disguised VAT (value added tax) on top of everything we already pay in federal taxes.” Banksta Cain later baked his national sales tax into his 9-9-9 plan.

Satire -> Buy any 9 pizzas for 9 dollars each and Citizen Cain will tax you 9 dollars for each pizza.

On the surface, the 9-9-9 Tax Plan of the former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, Herman ‘Munster’ Cain appears to be a tax cut since the nearly 15 percent payroll tax for Social Security and Medicare would be repealed. In reality, Cain’s 9-9-9 Tax Plan gives Congress a new revenue stream, a 9 percent federal sales tax (on top of existing state sales taxes) that critics believe include hidden value-added taxes.

Since the value-added taxes (VATs) are included in the price of the goods and services, the government has the legal power (if Cain’s 999 plan passes) to tax Americans without their knowledge.

Herman ‘Munster’ Cain’s transitional (temporary) 999 tax plan would impose a 9 percent tax on personal income, a 9 percent tax on corporate income and a 9 percent national sales tax. It would ditch all deductions (both personal and business). The 9 percent Value Added national sales Tax would increase the cost-of-living. According to Bruce Bartlett, the price of everything will increase by 9 percent. According to ABC, a family of four with an income of just under $50,000, could end up paying $2,725 more.

Since Business would not be allowed to deduct wages and related business expenses, Employers would lack the incentive to create new jobs. In the end, Cain’s 999 tax plan would fuel Big Government’s spending and further the current economic demise under the guise of being “conservative.”

Herman Cain breaks down his 9-9-9 plan

Imagine There’s No Pizza by Herman Cain

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(1) On Dec 3, 2011, Herman Cain dropped out of the GOP presidential race due to the continued distraction of allegations of sexual impropriety. The allegations of sexual misconduct derailed the Cain Train and his “9-9-9” tax plan.

Apparently, Ginger White, an Atlanta woman who claims to have had an sexual affair with Cain for 13 years, dealt the death blow to Herman Cain’s campaign. Cain claims he gave Ginger White money to help her with “month-to-month bills and expenses” as her friend and Ginger told ABC’s George Stephanopolous, “this was not sex for money.”

After Newt Gingrich showed Cain his Bold new Positions, Munster Cain baked his Patriot Pepperoni in special dipping sauce to endorse Chicken Hawk Newt Gingrich on Jan 28, 2012.

(2) Related Tweets to Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 Pizza (Tax) Plan


Miss Moneypenny

Photoshop Satire -> <- Get a 9-9-9 Deal in every RINO Meal. #9-9-9

5:02 PM Oct 17, 2011

Photoshop Satire -> <- The Munster of the 9-9-9 Deal

9:32 PM Oct 17, 2011

Photoshop Satire -> Imagine There’s No Pizza for the 9-9-9 Deal > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DrSEyjBj1w

7:17 PM Oct 17, 2011

Photoshop Satire -> Cain’s 999 Discount Deal Raises Taxes

4:03 PM Oct 19, 2011

Photoshop > More Evidence that Herman ‘Munster’ Cain’s 999 plan is a raw deal http://tinyurl.com/6xkkuv4 #HermanCain #GOP2012

4:51 PM Oct 21, 2011

Photo > Are You There, Bankster Cain, Wizard of the Fed? It’s Me, Charlie Brown.

8:19 PM Oct 28, 2011

Photo > It’s the gr8 Bankster Cain taking your Dough, Charlie Brown

1:43 PM Oct 31, 2011

Photo > Is Bankster Cain’s Pepperoni Problem getting worse? #2012

7:31 PM Nov 1, 2011

Satire Need sum quick Dough? Call 1-999-Got-Cain & ask 4 Godfather’s Pepperoni

8:08 PM Nov 3, 2011

Photo Buy any 9 pizzas for 9 dollars and Banksta Cain will tax you 9 dollars

2:39 PM Nov 4, 2011

Photo Banksta claims NST is a disguised VAT baked into his 999 plan

1:21 PM Nov 25, 2011

Buy 9 Pizza’s for $9 each plus $9 tax 4 Raising Cain in 2016?

8:25 AM Jan 16, 2012

hopes his Phallic “sausage grinder” metaphor will win his free trip to DC (deep-dish of corruption)

8:33 AM Jan 28, 2012

+ the trifecta of 9 affairs + 9 expensive slices of lunar cheese pizza = 9 lives? #2012

9:55 PM Jan 28, 2012

“I Agree with on almost every Position plus he showed me a few new ones to try” –

8:25 AM Jan 29, 2012

backs , says “Newtron stole America, surely he can steal an election.”

9:06 AM Jan 29, 2012

+ = 9 lives for 9 Affairs included with 9 slices of crusty lunar cheese pizza

10:08 AM Jan 29, 2012

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Herman Cain’s 9-9-9 Pizza (Tax) Plan is Political Satire by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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