Software and Hardware experts

In a recent study, Software and Hardware experts from the top 10 cities in America decided to face their health issues and address the extreme differences of erectile software and hardware problems…

Top 10 cities with Male Software experts (erectile dysfunction):

1. Tulsa
6. Oklahoma City
2. Lubbock, Texas
7. Anchorage, Alaska
3. Charleston, W.Va.
8. Bakersfield, Calif.
4. Arlington, Texas
9. Modesto, Calif.
5. Fort Worth
10. Omaha, Neb.

The exact cause of Male Limpitis is unknown yet, Dr. Moneypenny suspects a heavy diet of Löwenbräu is the underlying cause…

SpeedyLowenbra

Dr. Jingping Wang-Wu believes the firmware of the male entertainment hardware stimulus package was infected by the Lewinsky Virus, a virus that sucks all the memory out of your husband’s upgrade then Tweets everyone about the effects of the Lewinsky Virus.

Top 10 cities with Male Hardware experts (virile not sterile function)

1. New York
2. San Francisco
3. Newark, N.J.
4. Jersey City, N.J.
5. Durham, N.C.
6. Burlington, Vt.
7. Atlanta
8. Washington
9. Hartford, Conn.
10. Boston

“I don’t know how scientific it was. They were sort of using erections as a barometer for how healthy a guy is.” – Dr. Raji Gill, May 14, 2009

Beanstalker

Dr. Moneypenny suspects this whirlybird caused hogs to fly in the latest swine flew outbreak.

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Software and Hardware experts is Hump Day and Titillating Tuesday Humor by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on August 15, 2012, in Humor, Hump Day Humor, Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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