The Evolution of Count Dragula Obama

The Evolution of Count Dragula Obama…

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Dragula Obama sings “I’m Sexy and I know It

Obama indicated he supported Gay Marriage during his 1996 Senate campaign yet, his aides later disavowed the questionnaire claiming it did not reflect the Obama’s position. Obama wrote, “I favor legalizing same-sex marriages… and would fight efforts to prohibit such marriages.”

During his 2004 Senate campaign, Obama stated, “I’m a Christian. I do believe that tradition and my religious beliefs say that marriage is something sanctified between a man and a woman.”

Apparently, Obama maintained that position through his 2008 presidential campaign until 2010 when Barry began evolving after telling ABC News‘ Jake Tapper that his feelings about gay marriage were “constantly evolving. I struggle with this.”

In October 2011, Barry told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, “I’m still working on it… I think that there’s no doubt that as I see friends, families, children of gay couples who are thriving, you know, that has an impact on how I think about these issues.”

During an ABC Exclusive Interview with Robin Roberts, Dragula Obama announced he supports Same-Sex Marriage after Biden stated he was comfortable with Gay Marriage. – ABC News Special Report – May 9, 2012

While Dragula Obama evolved on Same Sex, Mitt Romney ordered town clerks to issue Gay marriage licenses on May 17, 2004 per the Supreme Judicial Court of Massachusetts (Goodridge v. Department of Public Health) ruling on November 18, 2003.

“All along, I have said an issue as fundamental to society as the definition of marriage should be decided by the people. Until then, I intend to follow the law and expect others to do the same.” – Mitt Romney May 17, 2004

LIAGRA Romney knew the law defining marriage as between a man and a woman was never changed by the Legislature. Romney enforced a court opinion not Massachusetts law. Yet, Mitt Romney claims he opposes gay marriage, and as governor, he fought his state’s highest court before Massachusetts became the first state to ‘legalize‘ gay marriage in 2004.

“My view is that marriage itself is a relationship between a man and a woman and that’s my own preference…I have the same view that I’ve had since running for office.” – Romney May 9, 2012

Dragula Obama Evolves and LIAGRA Romney Flip-flops.

Note: On October 6, 1994, Mitt wrote, “If we are to achieve the goals we share, we must make equality for gays and lesbians a mainstream concern. My opponent cannot do this. I can and will.” – Campaign against Ted Kennedy

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Romney vowed to protect and expand the rights of gays and lesbians when he ran for Governor in 2002. Mitt also refused to back a proposed state constitutional amendment to prohibit same-sex marriage in 2002 because Romney promised that domestic partner benefits would be “hallmark of my leadership as governor,” according to the Boston Globe.

“But marriage is a special institution between a man and a woman, and our Constitution and laws should reflect that.” – Romney’s reaction to the Supreme Judicial Court’s ruling that same-sex marriage is protected in the Massachusetts Constitution. Nov 18, 2003

On May 17, 2004, Romney enforced the Unconstitutional Supreme Judicial Court Ruling knowing that the ‘right to same-sex marriage’ was NOT in the Massachusetts Constitution. According to the New York Times, Romney promised the Log Cabin Republicans that he would not champion a fight against same-sex marriage in 2002.

In order to ‘legalize’ Same-Sex Marriage, four judges of the Supreme Judicial Court ruled Chapter 207 of of the Massachusetts General Laws as unconstitutional yet, the marriage statute (Chapter 207) was never changed, repealed, or suspended. In other words, the Constitutional marriage statute is in full effect and prohibits Same-Sex Marriage.

Romney knew he was violating Chapter 207 Section 48 when he ordered town clerks to issue Gay marriage licenses beginning on May 17, 2004.

Obama’s Economic Record…
Jan 20, 2009 Sep 11, 2012 Change
Unemployed 12 million 12.8 million (Jul) +6.66%
Unemployment Rate 7.8% 8.3% (Jul) +6.4%
Federal Debt $10.6 trillion $16.048 trillion +51.4%
Debt per person $34,694 $50,967 +46.9%
Debt Burden on the Economy 75.2% 101.5% +35%
Consumer Price Index 211.1 229.5 +8.7%
Misery Index 7.8 9.7 (Jul) +24%
Americans in Poverty 43.6 million 49.1 million (2010) +12.6%
Food Stamp Recepients 32 million 46.5 million (May) +45.3%
Worker Health Insurance Costs $4,192 $8,008 (2011) +91%
College Tuition $5,976 $6,941 est. +16%
Home Values $185,000 $151,600 (Jul) -18%
Gas Prices $1.84 $3.86 +209.8%
Oil Prices $46.47 $96.42 +207.5%
U.S. Global Competiveness 2nd 7th -5 places
Romney’s Record as Governor of Massachusetts…

1. State Mandated Healthcare (RombamaCare)
2. First Governor to unconstitutionally institute Gay Marriage
3. Romney supported homosexual and transgendered education in public schools
4. Romney supported abortion with taxpayer funding
5. Fee Fee Romney increased Fees to support Big Government Spending
6. Romney Increased State spending 20.7% ($22.848 billion to $27.588 billion)
7. Government employment grew 7.2% during Romney’s tenure.
8. Romney’s net job growth of 1.4 percent was far below the growth of the national average at 5.3 percent.
9. Romney supports amnesty for illegal immigrants

Romney’s Economic Record…
Jan, 2003 Jan, 2007 Change
Unemployed 192,914 159,101 -17.5%
Unemployment Rate 5.6% 4.6% -17.9% (1)
State Debt $16 billion (Jan. 1, 2003 – A22) $18.7 billion (Oct. 1, 2006 – A24) +16.9%
Debt per person $7,551 $10,612 +40.5%

(1) Massachusetts ranked 47th in job growth during Romney’s entire term. Romney took office during an economic upswing yet, Massachusetts’ net job growth of 1.4 percent was far below the growth of the national average at 5.3 percent.

In his first year as Governor, Romney increased the Gas Tax by 400% to raise taxes by $60 million per year.

Fee Fee Romney increased fees and taxes to the taxed tune of $740.5 million.

The father of RombamaCare has increased private insurance costs by $4.3 billion, increased federal spending by $2.4 billion on Medicaid, and Romneycare is estimated to cost $2 billion more than was budgeted over 10 years.

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