The Tiddy Bear Breast Comforter
Tired of tight Shoulder straps irritating your breasts?
Your new Tiddy Bear will snuggle comfortably where you need to relieve the pressure…
Note: Apparently, this humorous product is actually sold online and the Bear hugs your Tiddy to relieve strap discomfort. To protect your Tiddy from Shoulder Strap Pain, Click HERE, to buy a Tiddy Bear online for $14.95 Each + $4.95 S&H.
Kush Support for Sleep After Breast Augmentation
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(1) According to Boobpedia, Ewa Sonnet’s natural 36E bust has been upgraded to 36F (weight gain?).
36in. band F size cup = 6 cups x 200 cc/cup = 1200 cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 1080 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.38 lbs per breast or 4.76 lbs per pair.
(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the Photo of Ewa Sonnet was modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.
(3) It’s ‘Bra-zarre’ that the product name Kush and slogan, “Kush Supports Like A Dream” was used since Kush is a strain of Cannabis indica with high levels of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). Kush from Afghanistan, North-Western India, Northern Pakistan is cultivated for the production of Hashish. Hindu Kush (Super Pot or High-Potency Marijuana) from the the Himalayan Mountains in Afghanistan was first used in America during the mid-1970s.
Kush Expo: World’s Biggest Marijuana Festival
In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the Photo of Kush Support model was modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.
(4) Is the Kush Support a Natural Rest for the Breast or another Advertising gimmick? According to their website, the company makes the following claims…
“While side-sleeping is recommended by healthcare professionals, the breasts rest on top of each other due to gravity and pressure forces. Kush Support™ cradles, comforts and supports and is so comfortable you do not feel it while you sleep!”
“As women age, creases, folds and wrinkles between the breasts can begin to appear. Kush Support™ gently supports the breasts – thus providing a natural remedy for the appearance of cleavage wrinkles.”
Although Sleeping On Side (S.O.S.) is recommended for pregnant women, sleeping on your back is the healthiest sleep position according to Healthcare professionals. The Supine (back) Sleeping position allows your spine to relax in its most natural alignment and allows your internal organs to expand and relax. The dangers of SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) decreased after the “Back-to-Sleep” campaign began in 1994.
In addition, Supine sleeping is the natural remedy to prevent cleavage wrinkles.
The Tiddy Bear Breast Comforter is Titillating Tuesday Humor by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin
Posted on December 18, 2012, in DD Humor, Humor, Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged Cannabis Cups, Cleavage Comforter, Kush Support, Melon Monday, Satire, The Tiddy Bear Breast Comforter, Tiddy Bear, Titillating Tuesday. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.