Due to WMDs (Wild Mammary Disorientations), Videos in this post may be considered NSFW unless you Now Show Friends and Workmates.
For men without a pair of iBoobs like me, you can shake these melons on Google’s Android phone for $1.80…
iBoobs for the Boobs who need a pair…
Apparently, men can use the Boob Bouncing Bits technology in the Android App to change the weight and gravity of the breasts.
Ironically, male software developers have not been deterred by Apple’s iPhone SDK Agreement as revealed in the following video clips. A demonstration of wobbling Boobs, Booties, and the junk in one man’s trunk…
Wobble! was released on Jan 16, 2009
Men can also buy iGirl – She Obeys, a iPhone virtual girl Application for $0.99 on iTunes…
Note: Apple has pulled the App from the iTunes Store. The link is provided as evidence that Apple allowed the App when it was first released.
iGirl by Resistor Production, LLC
Summary of Apple’s iTunes description: iGirl offers users flirtation and fun by Blowing her (say what?), shaking her, touching her and more. For 99 cents, iGirl will dance, shake and speak to you.
Update: iGirl app is no longer available on iTunes and Resistor Productions, LLC appears to be no longer in business.
And, if the virtual girls above fail to please you then iJiggles may be the key to your heart…
iJiggles Your Mom by Smells Like Donkey Inc.
Ironically, Apple allowed iJiggles Your Mom which can jiggle Traci Bingham melons…
Will Virtual Girl Friends replace eHarmony and online dating?
And, my followup humorous question, “What’s next, a Virtual Vagina?” seems to have been seriously answered by Girls Rainbow, a Japanese company. The Japanese have invented “Virtual-Hole,” a virtual vagina with a Video Sequence Code System (VCS) to create a realistic experience and “Virtual-Stick” for the Ladies. Apparently, both men and women can enjoy real-time sex virtually. If you must, click HERE to view their product page.
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iBoobs is Titillating Tuesday Humor by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin
Posted on December 24, 2012, in Bizarre, Humor, Strange Science, Titillating Tuesday and tagged Accelerometer, Apple, iBoobs, iGirl, iPhone, iTunes, Melon Monday, NSFW, Strange Science, Titillating Tuesday, Wobble!. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.