iBoobs

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iBoobs

In 2008, Apple censored the fun male iPhone and iPod Touch application created by Mystic Game Development.

“If you believe that you can make the necessary changes so that iBoobs does not violate the iPhone SDK Agreement we encourage you to do so and resubmit it for review.”

3.3.12 (Content and Material Section) of the iPhone SDK Agreement:
“Applications must not contain any obscene, pornographic, offensive or defamatory content or materials of any kind (text, graphics, images, photographs, etc.), or other content or materials that in Apple’s reasonable judgement may be found objectionable by iPhone or iPod touch users.”

Boobs in Bikinis bouncing on sandy Beaches are Ok…
iBoobs in Bikinis bouncing in a iPhone are obscene?
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Due to WMDs (Wild Mammary Disorientations), Videos in this post may be considered NSFW unless you Now Show Friends and Workmates.

For men without a pair of iBoobs like me, you can shake these melons on Google’s Android phone for $1.80…

iBoobs for the Boobs who need a pair…

Apparently, men can use the Boob Bouncing Bits technology in the Android App to change the weight and gravity of the breasts.

Ironically, male software developers have not been deterred by Apple’s iPhone SDK Agreement as revealed in the following video clips. A demonstration of wobbling Boobs, Booties, and the junk in one man’s trunk…

Wobble! was released on Jan 16, 2009

Wobble 2 Bikini Babes was released on Mar 11, 2009 and is available on iTunes for 99 cents.

Men can also buy iGirl – She Obeys, a iPhone virtual girl Application for $0.99 on iTunes…
Note: Apple has pulled the App from the iTunes Store. The link is provided as evidence that Apple allowed the App when it was first released.

iGirl by Resistor Production, LLC

Summary of Apple’s iTunes description: iGirl offers users flirtation and fun by Blowing her (say what?), shaking her, touching her and more. For 99 cents, iGirl will dance, shake and speak to you.

Update: iGirl app is no longer available on iTunes and Resistor Productions, LLC appears to be no longer in business.

And, if the virtual girls above fail to please you then iJiggles may be the key to your heart…

iJiggles Your Mom by Smells Like Donkey Inc.

Version 1.2 was released Mar 4, 2009 on iTunes for free.
Note: Version 1.2 does not install on a 5th generation iPod Touch
Version 1.4 was released Nov 22, 2011 on iTunes for $0.99.

Ironically, Apple allowed iJiggles Your Mom which can jiggle Traci Bingham melons…

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Photo Credit: Bingham

Traci’s Silly-cone Enhanced 36D Melons

On July 21, 2008, Traci Bingham was caught feeling her melons after a long day auditioning for one of her new reality shows.

Click Here for a Hi-resolution photo suitable for iPhone 5 and 5th generation iPod Touch retina displays.

Will Virtual Girl Friends replace eHarmony and online dating?

And, my followup humorous question, “What’s next, a Virtual Vagina?” seems to have been seriously answered by Girls Rainbow, a Japanese company. The Japanese have invented “Virtual-Hole,” a virtual vagina with a Video Sequence Code System (VCS) to create a realistic experience and “Virtual-Stick” for the Ladies. Apparently, both men and women can enjoy real-time sex virtually. If you must, click HERE to view their product page.

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Footnotes:

(1) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Traci Bingham were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

iBoobs is Titillating Tuesday Humor by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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About Miss Moneypenny

Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on December 24, 2012, in Bizarre, Humor, Strange Science, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I’m sure there are a lot of men already anxiously awaiting the iBoob Touch…

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Ned,

      Loading iBoob Touch

      Which Model will you buy?😉

      Thank you for visiting and commenting.

      P.S. The delay in responding is due to the AutoPilot (Posts are scheduled to be published weekly) Blog feature and new Posts are written every Friday.

      • Hahaha! Fortunately for me, I married the model no one has been able to improve on😉 No worries about the delay. Thanks for getting back to me, the laughs, and for your next post in advance. Cheers!

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