got Carver milk?

Carver Milk builds strong bones…

Carver Milk
Photo Credit: Note 1

to support Massive Mammaries

How Do You Milk A Cow?

For answers, stay tune as Dr. Eric A. Shoals investigates the “Udder” disaster of his Dairy-air.

Jordan Carver Milk

Milking Jordan Carver

For Music Monday, How Do You Milk A Cow? by Cledus T. Judd

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Footnotes:

(1) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Jordan Carver were modified and used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.


(2) After advertising her Twin Peaks as a Natural 32HH (Heavy Hooters) and 34G bust, Jordan Caver recently admitted her Doctor inflated her breasts to 30JJ (30K).

Jordan increased the estimated weight of her massive rack from 3.57 pounds to 9.99 pounds.
Assuming Jordan was a natural 32DD, a 1,500 cc Silicone Gel Implant may have been used to inflate her bust to 30K.

32in. band DD size cup = 5 Cups x 180cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 810 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 1.7857 lbs per breast
1.7857 x 2 = 3.57 pounds

1,500cc implant x 0.97 grams/cc (Silicone) = 1455 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 3.21 lbs per breast
(1.7857 + 3.21) x 2 = 9.99 pounds

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