The Inflation and Deflation of Silicone Sacks on Go Topless Day

The Inflation and Deflation of Silicone Sacks on Go Topless Day (2).

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Image Source: ©2013 Miss Moneypenny Satire Note 1

-Will Katie Price Bounce Back?

After posing as natural silicone free topless female glamour model for Page Three pictorial in British tabloid newspaper The Sun as Jordan from 1996 to 98, Katie Price began a series of breast enhancements to gradually inflate her bust from a natural 32B to a cartoonish 32FF (Funny FunGal) Chest Cushion.

The Inflation cycle of the Busty Brit…

Sep 1998: natural 32B to 32C Source 18 or 20 yo?
1999: 32C to 32DD Source
2000? 32DD to 32FF (32G) 1,000CC implant

The weight of her Massive Mammaries increased from 1.43 pounds to 5.7 pounds (3).

The Deflation cycle of the Busty Brit…

Dec 2007 32FF Source to 32DD Source
Aug 2008 32DD to 32C Downsized to fix Botched Boobs Source

Fall 2009 32C to 32DD Source

Jordan and Peter André’s (Comical?) attempt to sing “A Whole New World”

Katie Price and Peter Andre singing A Whole New World

For Music Monday, Free To Love Again by Katie Price

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Footnotes:

(1) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Jordan aka Katie Price were modified and used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

(2) Go Topless Day is celebrated on the Sunday closest to Women’s Equality Day, Aug 26 which is Aug 25th in 2013. Women from around world can Bust out for women’s right to go topless in public…

Boob_Map

Photo Credit: gotopless.org

Go Topless Day is annually celebrated in NYC with a naked march in Central Park. Since 1992, “Exposure of a Person, being topless in public is legal” according to New York Penal Code § 245.01.

(3) 32in. band B size cup = 2 Cups x 180cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 324 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 0.714 lbs per breast
0.714 x 2 = 1.43 pounds

1000cc implant x 0.97 grams/cc (Silicone) = 970 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.14 lbs per breast
(0.714 + 2.14) x 2 = 5.7 pounds

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