To the Bat Cave, Robin

The location of the Bat Cave was a dark secret before Robin Redbreasts signaled Batman…

Bat Signals
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BatGirl Signal

Will my new Bat Signal draw the Dark Knight to my Bat Cave?

Can the Holy Hypnotic powers of my German Engineered Globular Masses seduce the Cape Crusader?

Can the super powers of Batman’s exceptionally trained mind and body resist my Lethal Weapons of Mammary Distraction?

For answers, stay tune as Boy Wonder investigates the strange side effects of the Bavarian Brew-haha Maiden.

Sexy Scintillating Jordan Carver

Lethal Batgirl
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Jordan Carver Hosts Hottest of the Hot

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Footnotes:

(1) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Jordan Carver were modified and used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.


(2) After advertising her Twin Peaks as a Natural 32HH (Holy Hooters) and 34G bust, Jordan Caver recently admitted her Doctor inflated her breasts to 30JJ (30K).

Jordan increased the estimated weight of her massive rack from 3.57 pounds to 9.99 pounds.
Assuming Jordan was a natural 32DD, a 1,500 cc Silicone Gel Implant may have been used to inflate her bust to 30K.

32in. band DD size cup = 5 Cups x 180cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 810 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 1.7857 lbs per breast
1.7857 x 2 = 3.57 pounds

1,500cc implant x 0.97 grams/cc (Silicone) = 1455 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 3.21 lbs per breast
(1.7857 + 3.21) x 2 = 9.99 pounds

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

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