The Breast Screening Service for Breast Cancer Awareness by the Tits Screeners of America, TSA

Thanks to ObamaCare, the TSA is administering the Breast medical procedure to protect the health of every American woman…

Screening for Breast Cancer during security pat-downs

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Tits Screeners of America, TSA

Thanks to the Barney Frank Initiative, men have enjoyed free prostate exam under ObamaCare from the Testicle Screeners of America since 2010.

Effective on September 23, 2010, new health insurance plans under ObamaCare (Patient Protection & Affordable Care Act) are mandated to provide “free”* preventive medical exams and medical screening.

Women ages 50 to 74 can receive “free”* mammograms every 2 years under ObamaCare yet, the American Cancer Society clearly states that yearly mammograms are recommended starting at age 40.

* “free” means without cost-sharing (no co-pay and no waiting to meet deductibles) which conveniently masks the cost of premium increases.

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For Music Monday, Run by Pink (Alecia Beth Moore) –
The unofficial Breast Cancer video

Lyrics


Oho, oho, oho, oho, oho, oho
Oho, oho, oho, oho, oho, oho

Remember make believe in you
All the things I’ve said I do

I wouldn’t hurt you like the world did me

Keep you safe but keep you sweet

Everything that I went through

I’m grateful you won’t have to do

I know that you will have to fall

I can’t hide you from it all

But take the best of what I’ve got

And then you know no matter what

Before you walk away you know you can


[Chorus]

Run, run, run,

Back to my arms, back to my arms

Run, run, run

Back to my arms, they will hold you down

Oho, oho, oho, oho, oho, oho

They will hold you down

Oho, oho, oho, oho, oho, oho


Here’s the bloody, bloody truth,

You will hurt and you loose

I’ve got scars you won’t believe

Wear them proudly on my sleeve

I hope you have the sense to know

Wish the happiness comes and sadness goes

Love so hard and play out loud

It’s the only thing to give a damn about

But take the best of what I’ve got

And then you know no matter what

Before you walk away you know you can



[Chorus]

Run, run, run,

Back to my arms, back to my arms

Run, run, run

Back to my arms, they will hold you down

Oho, oho, oho, oho, oho, oho

They will hold you down



One of this time I swear I’m not wasting

All your smile I’m always gonna save it

You’re in the back of my mind,

Whenever I’ma away from you

One of this time I swear I’m not wasting

All your smile I’m always gonna save it

You’re in the back of my mind,

Whenever I’ma away from you



Run, run, run, back to your arms, back to your arms

Run, run, run, back to your arms, and they will hold you down



[Chorus]

Run, run, run,

Back to my arms, back to my arms

Run, run, run

Back to my arms, they will hold you down

Oho, oho, oho, oho, oho, oho

They will hold you down

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Footnotes:

(1) Related Tweets to The Breast Screening Service for Breast Cancer Awareness by the Tits Screeners of America, TSA

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Miss Moneypenny

‘Free’ ObamaCare Breast Screening by the TSA.

3:20 PM Jul 12, 2013


Miss Moneypenny

Female Impersonator Undercover in the Breast Cancer Screening program.

5:21 PM Jul 12, 2013

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My WordPress Blog will be used to archive selected Political Satire tweets.

The Breast Screening Service for Breast Cancer Awareness by the Tits Screeners of America, TSA is Political Satire by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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