Nude Maid’s Real Housecleaning Services

APB: Car 54 be on the lookout for a Nude Maid with a booty of jewelry worth $40,000 hidden in her booty! Approach the suspect with extreme caution as she is considered armed and dangerous with two 38’s bolstered in her holster!

The Police Sketch Artist has released a photo of the nude suspect. Night vision photography could only “see” the Black Bra of the nude suspect!

She was last seen heading west for California hiding in the campaign bus of Senator Speedy. The Senator, who was last seen with a big smile smoking a cuban, was unavailable for comment!

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According to the “real” news report, a 50 year-old man from the Sunshine State was taken to the cleaners by a nude maid he hired from the Internet for $100 per hour. Debbie Carter, the Sheriff’s office spokeswoman, said, “the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean. When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.”

News Source:
He got a real housecleaning: Nude maid steals $40,000

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times