Monthly Archives: May 2008
She was last seen heading west for California hiding in the campaign bus of Senator Speedy. The Senator, who was last seen with a big smile smoking a cuban, was unavailable for comment!
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According to the “real” news report, a 50 year-old man from the Sunshine State was taken to the cleaners by a nude maid he hired from the Internet for $100 per hour. Debbie Carter, the Sheriff’s office spokeswoman, said, “the man told deputies he left the maid alone in the bedroom to clean. When the man’s wife came home from vacation, she discovered $40,000 in jewelry missing from their bedroom.”