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Missing Link Found Living in Hollydale

The Missing Link, fully equipped with his Urinator Bag, has been discovered living in Hollydale, Minnesota. Evolutionists claim their Manpanzee is 47-million years old. According to the flight recorder video in his Banana Pod Ship, the Manpanzee was blown away from the Uranus Space Station during a tremendous gas expulsion seeping from a deep fissure in the Uranal valley on the surface of the planet below…

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Footnotes:

(1) Manpanzee, the Missing Link, is a morphed image that was created at Morph Thing.com by morphing these images:
Buffet Mobile and
a Undercover Photo of Drowsy Monkey during the Summer of Love in 1967.
The morphed Manpanzee Hollydale head was photoshopped onto the body of a space chimpanzee.

(2) The mystery of evolution is how did a brainless one cell organism acquire the ability to create different species and acquire higher intelligence. Don’t let the evolutionists make a monkey out of you.

(3) This Missing Link spoof is satire and/or parody. It is entirely fictitious like the religious theory of evolution.

The fossil record of the recent “MISSING LINK” FOUND: New Fossil Links Humans, Lemurs? news may only prove one fact: Lemurs have had opposable thumbs for 47 million years. Can you imagine any primate without opposable thumbs trying to grip tree branches?

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