Master Bates: Yo-Ho, Ho me hearties, I drowned meself in a bottle o’ Rum t’ lustily clean out me Bum.
Speedy Seaman Staines: Master Bates, Who be th’ Wench wi’ th’ Scurvy figure?
Master Bates: Slap me with a fish… that be Lady Lewdinsky, me Lord.
Lady Lewdinsky: Blow me down, Ye will ne'er drop ye anchor in me cove, Master Bates.
Lady Lewdinsky: Ye scurrrvy varmint will ne’er hoist ye Fore-mast in me port or weigh ye anchor in me booty.
Speedy Seaman Staines: I bade Lady Lewdinsky ‘good riddance’ an’ drowned meself in a pint o’ me special brew.
For Music Monday, Mermaid Melody
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