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The Stranger Tides of Speedy Seaman Staines

Sep 19

Posted by Miss Moneypenny

Ahoy, mateys… Will Lady Lewdinsky swallow seamen in th’ stranger tides o’ Speedy Seaman Staines?

Photo Credit: Miss Moneypenny

Will Lady Lewdinsky’s doppelgänger save her from Speedy Seaman Staines?

Master Bates: Yo-Ho, Ho me hearties, I drowned meself in a bottle o’ Rum t’ lustily clean out me Bum.

Speedy Seaman Staines: Master Bates, Who be th’ Wench wi’ th’ Scurvy figure?

Master Bates: Slap me with a fish… that be Lady Lewdinsky, me Lord.

Lady Lewdinsky: Blow me down, Ye will ne'er drop ye anchor in me cove, Master Bates.

Speedy Seaman Staines: Arrr, shi’er me timbers an’ batten down ye mizzenmast or I be cuttin’ off ye Peg-Leg, Master Bates.

Speedy Seaman Staines: Avast Lady Lewdinsky, Drop yer sails an’ prepare t’ be boarded.

Lady Lewdinsky: Ye scurrrvy varmint will ne’er hoist ye Fore-mast in me port or weigh ye anchor in me booty.

Speedy Seaman Staines: I bade Lady Lewdinsky ‘good riddance’ an’ drowned meself in a pint o’ me special brew.

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